Joke: The King Needs a New Weatherman
Once upon a time, there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired about the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen.
Joke: What Would King Solomon Do With Two Angry Mothers?
During King Solomon's reign, there was a handsome, successful young man who was wanted by all the young maidens in the kingdom. This young man was certainly aware of his advantages, and he would go wild with different girls and promise each of them the whole world.
Funny Joke: King Solomon's Got a Serious Decision to Make
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. "This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter," said the first one. "No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other. And so they haggled before the King until he called for silence.
This Joke Begins With a Simple Headache...
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The King's Parrot – A Lesson for Life
During the meetings between the kings, it was customary to exchange gifts, and the kindly king always arrived with full hands and returned to his kingdom with even fuller hands.
Great Joke: One Simple Question, Three Answers...
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A Yacht Fit for a King!
All in all, no king, president, or emperor of Rome would feel inadequate in this gorgeous vessel! Submitted by: Jonas L. A Yacht Fit for a King! amazing, photos, vehicle, yacht, Vessel All in all, no king, president, or emperor of Rome would feel inadequate in this gorgeous vessel!
King Solomon's Ring - A Short Story with a Great Lesson
One day, King Solomon, the wisest man in the world, wanted to test the integrity and wisdom of his faithful servant. The King summoned his servant and asked him to carry out a task, knowing that it could not be completed.
Simple Rules for the Simple Dog!
Images courtesy of: Grant Cochrane / freedigitalphotos.net Simple Rules for the Simple Dog! animals, funny, dog, rules Here are some of the simpler 'rules' our canine friends seem to have!
The King of Basketball is Coming Back Home...
It was recently announced that one of the best basketball players of our time, LeBron "King" James, is going back to the team where his NBA story begun, the Cleveland Cavaliers. Since LeBron has yet to win an NBA championship everyone knows what the Cavaliers will be going after this year.
The Story of the African King and His Friend...
There is a tale of an African king who had a childhood friend. That friend was a constant optimist, and no matter what happened in life, he always said the same thing: "This is good!"
The Child Queen of the King Cobra - Amazing!
She loves her parents, she loves her siblings, and she loves her six king cobra snakes. She calls them her "best friends".
Martin Luther King Had a Powerful Message to Share
Martin Luther King, Jr. was a humanitarian, a civil rights activist. He left a legacy, and with it, some of the most powerful words in history. And while there has been progress over the years, his messages are just as important and necessary today as ever.
Are the Tales of King Arthur Real? This May Surprise You
We have all heard the legends and tales of King Arthur. Time and time again it has risen in our collective imagination, along with his knights, the Round Table, Camelot and of course, Excalibur. But, where do these stories come from and is there any truth to them?
The King is Back - Quebec's Incredible Talent!
The King is back! If you thought the king of Rock & Roll, the one and only Elvis Presley, could never be matched you haven't heard 16 year-old David Thibeault from Quebec, Canada sing the blues! This boy sings so much like Elvis, it's hard to believe it's not him on a recording!
These Martin Luther King Jr Quotes Are Timeless!
Martin Luther King Jr was one of the most influential men who has ever walked on this earth, and his famous 'I Have a Dream' speech lives on in the hearts of many men even today. Below, you'll find 17 of his most powerful inspirational quotes that are bound to fill your soul with hope!
King Solomon Was a Wise Man and These Quotes Prove It
King Solomon was the Biblical king that was most well known for his wisdom. In the Bible, it is written in 1 Kings, that the King of Israel made a sacrifice to God, and God later appeared to him in a dream asking what Solomon wanted from God. Solomon asked for wisdom.
Take Our Test: Are You the King or Queen of History?
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If You're Driving This Vehicle, You're the King of the Road
Everywhere you go, your the king of the road. A driver's seat that looks more like a cockpit. Plenty of room, upstairs and downstairs. No cramped sleeping for this exhausted traveler. And there's even plenty of room left for a huge living room full of plush sofas.
The Simple Danger of Not Moving Isn't Simple At All...
Modern life has trained most of us to remain seated or standing for a prolonged period of time. This allows us to work hard at certain tasks without interruption, maximizing our market value to com..
The Karlmann King Has Just Become the Most Expensive SUV
The Karlmann King has just become the most expensive SUV in the world, with a list price of $2.2 million. It’s based on a Ford F550 commercial cab chassis and is powered by a 6.8-liter V10 engine that produces 398 horsepower.
King of the Dinosaurs: The Story of the T-Tex
The T-Rex is arguably the most famous dinosaur. This apex predator that reached 20 feet (6 meters) tall and up to 30,000 pounds (14,000 kilograms) in weight. This was a killing machine with a huge ..
Amazing! Nutmeg Really is the King of All Spices!
Nutmeg is the seed that is produced by the Myristica fragrans evergreen tree, found in tropical areas all over the world. While the seeds may be small, their nutritional profile is highly impressiv..
Il Divo's Astound Us All By Paying Homage to the King...
This performance sees them add a classical twist to the much loved Elvis Presley ballad 'Can't Help Falling In Love' and we are certain The King himself would approve. It's a truly spellbinding performance that might just bring a tear to your eye!