Hilarious! Vet Clinic Jokes That Are Absolute Comedy Gold!
One of the best places to find witty jokes and clever anecdotes is also a rather unexpected one. We’re talking about veterinary clinics.
Hysterical Cat Jokes, Straight From Every Vets Repertoire!
Cats will one day rule the Universe, but for now, they simply rule our minds and the internet. Cat jokes are a classic category of entertainment you can find on the internet, along with breathtakingly adorable photos and videos of cats just being catty .
These 14 Hilarious Vet Signs Are Going to Crack You Up!
If our beloved pets were literate, then they probably wouldn't be as afraid of visits to the vet as they usually are. This is because it turns out that plenty of animal hospitals have a great sense of humor, and many of their jokes are surprisingly hilarious!
8 Warning Signs That Your Pet Needs a Visit to the Vet
Swollen abdomen Although a bloated stomach can simply be a sign that your dog or cat has eaten too much, it may also indicate that they have gastrointestinal problems, a hormonal imbalance, peritonitis, or even internal bleeding.
Simon's Cat Requires a Visit to the Vet! Watch in Color
Simon's Cat goes to great lengths to avoid a visit to the vet, after an unfortunate encounter in the garden. As always, the question remains, will his long-suffering owner Simon step up to the challenge?
That Priceless Look When a Cat Knows it's at the Vet's!
One thing that makes cats so lovable is the realization you suddenly get that they are not all that different from us. Take the following pussies, for example. When they finally cotton on to the fact that they are going to see the veterinary doctor, they freak out in such an adorable way.
This Joke Starts With a Chinese Doctor Opening a Clinic
A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts up a sign outside. It reads: 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.' An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
These Veterinary Clinics Keep Things On the Funnier Side
We’re back again with some absolutely side-splitting signs put up by various veterinary hospitals from all over. Whether spreading awareness on the dangers of obesity in dogs or the importance of getting your pets neutered, these vets know how to keep things light and fun.
Joke: Sign vs. Sign!
A couple of young, entrepreneurial prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the top of their car that read: "Two hookers – $50.00." A police officer, seeing the sign, pulled the ladies over and advised that they will have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Some Veterinarians Have the Funniest Signs!
The vets are back and funnier than ever ! Sometimes taking your pet to the clinic can be a stressful task, particularly when your pet is familiar with what happens at the vet.
Have You Heard This One? The Advanced Vet
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure.
These Images of Pets Returning from the Vet Are Hilarious!
Our pets like visiting the vets just as much as we like visiting the dentist. When it comes to vet time, our beloved balls of fur will do their best to escape our clutches (somehow they just seem to know where we intend to take them).
Joke: The Cat Poem!
I pray I'll always stay cool, and keep the secret feline rule, To never tell a human that the world is really ruled by cats! Joke: The Cat Poem funny, joke, cat, humor, poem, animal joke, limerick Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep...
Today's Joke: That Crafty Cat...
T here was a man who couldn't stand his wife's cat. So, one day, he decided to get rid of him by dumping him a long way away from the house. He put the cat in the car and drove about 20 blocks away, then he left him at the park. But when he got home, the cat was there as if nothing had happened.
Cute! These Pets Will Do Anything to Get Out of a Vet Visit
While vet visits are an essential part of our pet's life, they're not usually well-received.
Classic Comedy: The Argument Clinic!
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Joke: Some People Shouldn't Write Signs!
Joke: Some People Shouldn't Write Signs! joke Some signs either make no sense or too many!
Joke: The Cat Catastrophe Instructions
HOW TO FEED A PILL TO A CAT: Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth.
Animal Joke: The Cat, the Dog and the Parakeet!
Three house pets - a golden retriever, a parakeet, and a cat - all die and go to heaven... As with all the good animals, God decides to have a personal discussion with each one to see where they will stay in heaven.
Joke: A Black Cat With a White Spot
"Say, Kent", said Bob, "do you know if anybody in the village has a black cat with a white spot underneath its chin?" "I don't think so, no", said Kent. They sat in silence for a bit, before Bob said, "Are you sure? Come on, think harder.
This New Clinic is Infusing Seniors With Young Blood
It will launch its first clinic in New York City at the end of this year. The company, which was founded by Stanford University graduate Jesse Karmazin, recently completed its first clinical trial designed to assess the benefits of transfusions of young blood into older patients.
Dog Myths & Misconceptions: Get the Facts from Vets
Listen To What These Vets Have To Say About Many Dog Myths myth, baba recommends, myths, False facts, dog origin, debunked, animal kingdom, explanations, dog breeds, dogs and people, debunking myths Check out this video where noted veterinarians debunk several false dog myths that have stood for years
Joke: Why Dogs Are Better Pets Than Cats
Cats will ignore you and take a nap. 2. Cats look silly on a leash. 3. When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place. 4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die.
Collection: The Most Hilarious and Bizarre Signs
This wonderful collection will make you laugh out loud as we present you with some of the funniest signs you've ever seen, including badly translated signs, funny church signs, funny vet signs, and a whole lot more! Do We REALLY Need this Sign?