FUNNY: Tell These Hilarious Jokes to Your Pharmacist
The pharmacist goes up to his assistant and asks: "What's the matter with that guy? Wasn't he in here earlier?" Assistant replies: "Yes he was. He had the most terrible cough and none of my prescriptions seemed to help." Pharmacist says: "He seems to be fine now." Assistant replies: "Sure, he does.
Hilarious: The Pharmacist is NOT Impressed
Before we could catch him, he took it up to the counter and asked the pharmacist: "What's this?" The woman, looking very serious, said: "That's a condom, son." To which my son replied: "My daddy bought me some of these yesterday!"
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This Joke is Hilarious! A Surprise for Dinner!
The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and making love. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many contraceptives he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
This Joke Starts With a Retiree Entering a Pharmacy
The pharmacist finally had to ask. "You know, Mr. Johnson, you have been doing business with me for over 30 years. I certainly don't mean to pry, but if it makes you that sick, why the hell do you do it?" Images (including cover) by Deposit Photos . Scroll below for more funny jokes!
This Joke Begins With a Smoking Nun...
Just go and ask the pharmacist for them." The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to the counter. "Good morning, sister," the pharmacist said, "what can I do for you today?" "I'd like some condoms please," said the nun.
Hilarious Joke: Are You Sure You Have Enough?
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist to fill his prescription for Viagra. "How many do you want?" asked the pharmacist. The man replied, "Just a few, maybe half a dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."
These Short Senior Jokes Are the Funniest
Bob asked to speak to the pharmacist . He explained they’re about to get married, and asked, "Do you sell heart medication?" "Of course we do," the pharmacist replied. "Medicine for rheumatism ?" "Definitely," he said. "How about Viagra ?" "Of course."
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