Joke: The Old Lady and the Bank CEO
An old lady walked into the Bank of America with a huge bag of money. She told the receptionist that she would like to meet the president of the bank as she wanted to deposit a large sum of money.
Hilarious: This Old Lady Knows What She Wants!
In the parking lot, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost and asked if he could tell her the way to 1603 Mockingbird Lane. The biker said, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane." We can take a shortcut down this alley and be there in no time".
Joke: The Little Old Lady and the Curious Officer
Curious, he immediately goes in and finds an old woman with two bags of trash dragging on the ground, one of them leaving $50 notes in its wake. He calls the woman to halt and approaches her. "Excuse me Mam, but one of your bags has a hole". He points out.
Old Ladies Save the Best Questions For the Right Moments...
Who said that old ladies don't have poignant and deeply relevant questions to ask? Believe us, they've been around, and they know exactly what hilarious inquiries need to be made!
Funny Joke: Two Old Ladies and a Flower Show
Two little old ladies, Connie and Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Connie, leaned over and said: “Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore.
Funny Joke: The Old Lady Has an Important Question...
Groaned the old woman. "I was weak, and told him that he had to pay for rent of the attic with... ah... romantic favors," She continued, embarrassed. "You see my fiance had died in the war some years ago, and I was lonely."
Funny Joke: An Old Lady Gets Her Road Signs Confused
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
You Won't Believe What This Little Old Lady Gets Up To...
It really is no secret that growing old can be a costly affair, but this sweet little old lady is taking it to the next level by dealing large quantities of drugs in a public park. At least, that's what the unsuspecting victims of this 'Just For Laughs' prank are led to believe!
Joke: The Old Lady and the Proctologist
A little old lady has an appointment with a proctologist. The proctologist does the exam and then discusses the results with her. He ends by saying, "Do you have any questions for me, Mrs. Smith?" The little old lady looks at him scoldingly and says "Yes. Does your mother know what you're doing?"
Joke: The Old Lady and the Rubber Gloves
Joke: The Old Lady and the Rubber Gloves joke A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves..
Joke: The Old Lady and the Gentleman-For-Hire
Content Joke: The Wicked Call joke A little old lady checked into a motel on her 70th birthday, but she was a bit lonely...
This Group of Old Ladies is Amazing. I'm Inspired.
The Optimists is the story of a group of distinguished old ladies, ages 60 to 98, who have returned to the glorious courts of volleyball after not having played a match in 30 years.
When This Old Lady Gives a Speech, Everyone Laughs
A little old lady goes up to give a simple speech but instead gives what turns out to be a hilarious monologue. She's sharp and you're going to enjoy this one, guaranteed. Aging has never been this funny funny, video, stand up, aging, grandma ?
Old Ladies, a Park Bench & Some Indecent Exposure (Rude)
Three old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park.
Funny: This Old Lady Says Marriage Is As Easy As 1,2,3,4
An 80-year-old lady was being interviewed by a local news station because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer began to ask her questions about her life: why she had decided to get remarried at 80, and for some information about her new husband.
Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge
An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, 'What did you steal?' She replied: 'a can of peaches.' The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
Hilarious: An Old Woman Won't Be Beaten Twice
An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. The whole street could hear them screaming and yelling whenever they had a confrontation. The old man used to say: “I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Have You Heard This Joke? Darn Old Age (Rude)
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the 'thing' sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world." The other lady asked what she meant.
How An Old Lady Won a Lot of Money. A Funny Tale!
This is a story that happened quite some time ago, in Manhattan, to a very rich old lady we shall call - Mrs. S . and how she accidently got $40,000 dollars. Many know Mrs. S from Manhattan, New York, mostly because she's rich and lives on the luxurious and well lit Fifth Avenue.
I Can Hardly Believe What this 77 Year-Old Lady Can Do
Several years ago, Willie Murphy, a little senior lady over the age of 70 decided she wanted an edge in life. Her moto is: “I never say I can’t, I say I’ll try”. Willie started track training in the Over 50 bracket and managed to win against women 20 years younger than her.
This 81-Year-Old Japanese Woman Has Developed Her Own App
Most 81-year-olds struggle to use a computer at all, let alone able to produce their very own iPhone app, but Masako Wakamiya is far from being a run-of-the-mill senior.
Joke: The Lady Golfers
Joke: These Ladies Are Taking Really Long! joke Two men are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes of golf...
Joke: The Lady Stowaway
A young lady, jobless and spurned by her lover, heads to the Manhattan docks to drown herself. She has nothing, no friends, no family, she just wants to end it all. And as she's about to jump, a handsome young sailor shouts, "stop! Don't do it!!"
When Two Old Ladies Sit Down and Make Us Laugh!
Mrs. Brown may be one of the funniest British comedies of all time, and has made me collapse with laughter many a time, with my hand over my mouth at her horribly inappropriate language (you are he..