This Joke Starts With an Old Couple Sitting on Their Porch
An elderly couple who had just celebrated their fiftieth anniversary were sitting on their porch, relaxing. Both were simply reading a book and rocking on their chairs. When suddenly, the wife looks at her husband and whacks him across the head, and goes back to her knitting.
Joke: A Senior Couple in Court
Content Joke: The Old Couple and the Judge joke An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shop lifting...
Oh My! This Randy Old Couple Are at It Again!
An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, went to a relations therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have intercourse?"
Joke: The Bank-Robbing Couple
Content Joke: The Bank-Robbing Couple joke Jeff and his girlfriend Jenny decide to become bank-robbers...
Joke: Three Couples on Their Honeymoons
Three couples check into a hotel for their honeymoons. The man at the front desk has a game he likes to play. When the first couple checked in, he asked the bride what her job was. She said she was a maid. The man thought to himself "Maids are hot. This guy's going to have a fun honeymoon."
This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple Lying in Bed
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting. " Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
This Joke Begins With a Couple Looking for a Child...
However, when asked about their profession, the couple said that they run a circus. Hearing that made the social workers raise an eyebrow. It didn't sound so good to them, an environment with animals, that is moving all the time? Doubts were raised about their suitability as parents.
Joke: The Couple and Their Waitress
Joke: She Totally Wants Me joke A quarrel broke out between a man and a woman while traveling for dinner at a restaurant...
It's a Pleasure Watching This Couple Dance This Old Dance
This Couple Are Revolutionizing Shag Dancing dancing, video, dancer, baba recommends, shag dance, championship, swing, rhythm Even if you're not a fan of swing music, you cannot help but admire this talented couple.
This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple At a Travel Agency
The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.
Joke: The Couple, The Priest and the Miracle Birth
Joke: The Couple, The Priest and the Miracle Birth funny, joke, religion A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do.
This Joke Starts With a Couple Making Love In Their Room
Scroll below for more funny jokes! You Certainly Know a Lot About Animals, Dear funny, hilarious, joke, humor, national geographic, sex, couple, bed, baba recommends, intercourse, magazine A couple is in bed making love when Ole, the man, begins spouting off facts about the animal kingdom.
Who Knew That a Couple Could Be So Close? (Funny Joke)
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them.
A Couple Get Into Bed On Their Wedding Night (Joke)
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
This Joke Begins With a Couple Going to a Strip Club
The cabby turns his head and says, " Looks like you picked up a real witch tonight, Dave. " Scroll below for more funny jokes!
These Couples Show Us That You're Never Too Old to Find Love
Let’s toast these truly inspiring couples a happy life. Double the joy: Dana marries 87-year-old Bill on her 100th birthday Source: Alex Slitz Geneva and Manual's first ceremony was rushed due to WW2. 80 years later they have a proper wedding.
Joke: The Old Lady and the Proctologist
A little old lady has an appointment with a proctologist. The proctologist does the exam and then discusses the results with her. He ends by saying, "Do you have any questions for me, Mrs. Smith?" The little old lady looks at him scoldingly and says "Yes. Does your mother know what you're doing?"
Funny Joke: Just Like the Old Days...
" For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: Like You Used to Do... funny, old, joke, humor, couple, senior This joke starts with an old couple sitting together...
Joke: The Professor and the Old Man
After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says: "May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago when I was a professor at this college.” “Sure!” replied the professor. “Be my guest!”
Joke: The Familiar Old Man
One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man. Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, "Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?" "Yes," said the old man, "but he wasn't my biological son.
Joke: An Old Snake at the Doctor's
An old snake goes to see his doctor and says, ”I need something for my eyesssss… I can’t see very well these daysssss.” The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks. The snake comes back in two weeks and tells the doctor that he’s very depressed.
Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle
Content Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle joke It was a long day at work, and George decided to leave his London office and walk to the pub across the street to get a few drinks.
This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger
Obviously, they were thinking, "That poor old couple...all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man began to eat his fries, a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
Joke: An Old Canadian in Paris
Joke: An Old Canadian in Paris funny, joke An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Par