Joke: A Slightly Confused Nurse
Three doctors with a growing private practice decided they needed to hire a new nurse onto their staff to meet their needs. They hired a very qualified applicant named Sue, and met after a week to discuss the new nurse's abilities in her new role.
What a Great Joke! 3 Nurses Went Up to Heaven...
Three nurses sadly pass away. They rise up into heaven, and there they approach the gatekeeper to plead their case for entering paradise. So the keeper points to the first nurse, who says: "I worked in an emergency room. I treated many people, and always did my best to help.
This Cheeky Nurse Knows How to Handle with Care...
A young student nurse came into his room, ready to give him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,” he mumbled from behind the mask. “Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replied: “I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.”
This Nursing Home is Blessed With a Little Angel Named..
Watch a black teacup poodle named Nala visit her dear friends at a nursing home in Minnesota. Nala sets her own schedule, deciding who to see and when to see them. She scurries about from room to room and even rides the elevators by herself, spreading her love and affection wherever she goes.
This Nurse is a Hero, Everyone Should Know Her Story
This NICU nurse at WellStar Kennestone Hospital in Marietta, Georgia has one touching story to share. She has done many tiny, yet beautiful miracles and today is the day she receives all the credit.
A Unique Nursing Home You Need to Hear About...
A Unique Nursing Home You Need to Hear About... ted talk, dementia village, Yvonne van Amerongen This dementia village is the most progressive and forward thinking nursing home.
Keep This in Mind the Next Time You Meet a Nurse...
When I start to get panicky or afraid, it's always been one of my nurses who paid attention to me and made me feel better. In situations like these, a little peace of mind can go a long way. 2. They're the type of people who truly understand your needs. Nurses are very special people indeed.
The Most Unbelievable Food is Served In This Nursing Home!
Now Chef Kevin works every day alongside the residents of the nursing home to determine the best menu for each day and other healthy and tasty treats to be served.
With These 10 Rules, Doctors and Nurses Get Sick Less!
They don’t touch their face Usually, the transmission of illnesses is from hands, nose, eyes, and mouth," says Nicoleta Constantin, a nurse at several North Carolina hospitals.
Only the World's Best Doctors & Nurses Can Ace This Quiz
If so, you might want to give this trivia quiz a go, and see if you've got the caregiving skills and medical knowledge to give even the world's greatest doctors and nurses a run for their money. Don't forget to share it with your friends and family if you enjoy it!
Today's Joke: A Large Wager...
Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, 'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!' The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess my age! One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can!
Joke: A Blonde at the Doctor's
“There you go," said the nurse as she handed her a urine cup. “The bathroom is over there on your left. The doctor will see you in a few minutes.” A few minutes later the lady came out of the bathroom. She hands an empty container back to the nurse.
Joke: The Will, the Family and the Properties
He realizes he doesn't have much time left, so he asks his nurse to bring his wife, daughter, and both sons to him, as well as witnesses and a camera to record his last wishes. When all are assembled, their eyes misty and their faces drawn, he begins to speak.
This Joke Begins with a Mysterious Beer...
His new blond nurse, Ethel, took me to an examining room. She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
This Joke Starts With a Guy Laying Half Dead In a Ward
A doctor is going around the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor. "Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!"
This Joke Begins With a General Visiting an Army Hospital...
and the soldier replies: "Well sir, every day the nurses put a cool cloth on my head and they clean my behind with a soft brush." The general asks: "Is there anything else we can do for you?" and the soldier says: "No sir, the nurses are doing the best they can."
Hilarious Joke: The Sick Parishioner...
A pastor goes to a nursing home for the first time to visit an elderly parishioner. As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they continue their conversation, he can't help himself and eats one after another.
Joke: The Abusive Patient and the Patient Doctor
A nurse walks in checking on the doctor to see if he is okay to find him smiling and happy as ever. The nurse becomes confused and asks: "Why are you so happy doctor? That man was a real asshole if you'll pardon me." The doctor smiles: "I know, that's why I used the correct thermometer."
This Joke Made Me Laugh My Head Off
The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor. "In front of you?" He asks shyly. The nurse says: "Well no, but I've seen the naked human body before. The man said, "Not one like mine. You'd die laughing at my naked body."
Joke: Three Couples on Their Honeymoons
She told him she was a nurse. The man at the front desk thought "nurses are even sexier. This guy's going to get laid." The third couple checked in right after. The same question was asked. The bride said she was a high school teacher. The man behind the desk scoffed. "Teachers are so strict."
Joke: Haggling With St. Peter
Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened. "Well, " said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St.
Joke: Feeling Like a Million Bucks!
He was all smiles and laughed with the nurses and staff, until they brought him in to see the doctor. The doctor examined him and told him he should start eating better, because his health was not in that great a shape. The old man was surprised, he said to his doctor, " I've never felt better.
This Joke Starts With a Chinese Doctor Opening a Clinic
Doctor: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.' Lawyer: 'Ugh, this is kerosene!' Doctor: 'Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.' The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money. Lawyer: 'I have lost my memory.
A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!
For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Rough Landing funny, joke, plane, pilot, landing This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.