Funny Joke: The Good News and the Bad News...
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" "Tell me the good news first, please," said the hunter. "Well, the good news is that you are going to be OK.
Joke: The New Mechanic
Joke: The New Mechanic joke A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change.
Joke: The New Bible Salesman
Content The New Bible Salesman joke Two bible salesmen, Rick and Martin, are going on their regular route when the boss rings them.
Joke: The New Blonde Stewardess
Content Joke: The New Blonde Stewardess joke A new blonde stewardess began her first day...
Joke: The New School
Joke: The New School funny, joke, humor, boy, school, Jewish, catholic school An eleven-year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail.
Joke: The New Technology
This Joke Begins with Some Amish Tourists joke The city is a strange place for this Amish father and son...
Joke: The Old Rooster and the New Rooster
A farmer had just gotten a new rooster for his hens and the old rooster of many years was worried he would be replaced. However, he had a cunning plan on dealing with this young rival.
Joke: The Fancy New Confessional
Joke: The Fancy New Confessional church, priest, confession, years, idiot, sins, religion joke, confessional, murphy, freezes, stares, get out Michael Murphy goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
Joke: Bad News, Trooper
Scroll below for more funny jokes! Be a Little More Tactful Next Time, Please funny, hilarious, joke, mother, humor, military, captain, sergeant, telegram A captain receives a telegram with some bad news about one of his troops. He enlists his sergeant to call him in for a meeting...
Joke: The Old Bulls and the New Bull
I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows." Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows." Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows.
Joke: The New Circus Performer
Joke: The New Circus Performer funny, joke A circus manager is busy tiding is office when a scrawny little guy walks in the door. He walks over to the manager, and he says "Are you the boss here?"
Have You Heard This Joke? Good News Or Bad News?
"Well, I have good news and bad news," the owner responded. "The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bought all 10 of your paintings." "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed.
This Joke Starts With News of a Divorce to the Kids
An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
Joke: The New Waitress and the Trucker
Content Joke: The Trucker and the Waitress joke A trucker came into a truck stop coffee shop and placed his order.
Joke: The New Gorilla Encounters a Lion...
" Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: The New Gorilla Encounters a Lion... funny, joke, lion, humor, baba recommends, mime When the new gorilla falls into the lion enclosure he thinks he's a goner...
Joke: Honey Got a Whole New Dress...
Joke: Honey Got a Whole New Dress... joke This joke is about a couple and a husband who doesn't know when to stay silent.
Joke: The New CEO and His First Decision
General Motors, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
Joke: A New Discovery Made in Australia...
Joke: The Australian Discovery joke A few decades ago an American, a Russian, and an Australian were having dinner.
This Joke Begins With a Young Doctor New to Town...
The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his house-call rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house, a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my stomach." The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit.
This Joke Begins At a New York Contractor's Funeral
Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on the deck of the Staten Island Ferry when a car got loose and sent him into the river where he drowned.
Joke: The King Needs a New Weatherman
Scroll below for more funny jokes! Hilarious! A Lesson from Ancient History funny, joke, baba recommends, donkey, fired, king, weatherman This king's actions teaches us a funny lesson from ancient "history"...
Joke: She's Got BIG NEWS to Share...
I would like to ask you all in the congregation to pray for Jim, and pray for us, that his broken scrotum will soon heal and be as good as new.
This Joke Starts With An Airman Speaking to New Soldiers
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before.
This Joke Starts With a New Priest Getting Advice
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