Funny Joke: The Good News and the Bad News...
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" "Tell me the good news first, please," said the hunter. "Well, the good news is that you are going to be OK.
Joke: The New School
Joke: The New School funny, joke, humor, boy, school, Jewish, catholic school An eleven-year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail.
Joke: The Old Rooster and the New Rooster
A farmer had just gotten a new rooster for his hens and the old rooster of many years was worried he would be replaced. However, he had a cunning plan on dealing with this young rival.
Joke: The New Circus Performer
Joke: The New Circus Performer funny, joke A circus manager is busy tiding is office when a scrawny little guy walks in the door. He walks over to the manager, and he says "Are you the boss here?"
Have You Heard This Joke? Good News Or Bad News?
"Well, I have good news and bad news," the owner responded. "The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bought all 10 of your paintings." "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed.
Joke: The Old Bulls and the New Bull
I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows." Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows." Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows.
This Joke Starts With News of a Divorce to the Kids
An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
Joke: The New Gorilla Encounters a Lion...
" Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: The New Gorilla Encounters a Lion... funny, joke, lion, humor, baba recommends, mime When the new gorilla falls into the lion enclosure he thinks he's a goner...
Joke: The New CEO and His First Decision
General Motors, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
This Joke Begins At a New York Contractor's Funeral
Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on the deck of the Staten Island Ferry when a car got loose and sent him into the river where he drowned.
Joke: The King Needs a New Weatherman
Scroll below for more funny jokes! Hilarious! A Lesson from Ancient History funny, joke, baba recommends, donkey, fired, king, weatherman This king's actions teaches us a funny lesson from ancient "history"...
This Joke Begins With a Young Doctor New to Town...
The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his house-call rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house, a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my stomach." The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit.
This Joke Starts With An Airman Speaking to New Soldiers
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before.
Joke: New Years Resolutions People Actually Keep
New Years Resolutions People Actually Keep: Read less. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds. I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store. Stop exercising. Waste of time. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
This Joke Starts With a New Manager Taking Over the Reins
A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day the departing manager tells him, "I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can't solve."
This Joke Starts With a New Priest Getting Advice
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Have You Heard This Joke? Teaching New Words...
" My bike. " Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: Learning New Words funny, joke, tribe, bike, missionary, chief, new language When learning a new language, some confusion is bound to occur.
Funny Joke: Honey Got a Whole New Dress...
For more funny jokes scroll below! Joke: Honey Got a Whole New Dress funny, hilarious, joke, humor, couple, husband and wife This joke is about a couple and a husband who doesn't know when to stay silent.
Joke: This Trooper Is About to Receive Some Bad News
Scroll below for more funny jokes! Be a Little More Tactful Next Time, Please funny, hilarious, joke, mother, humor, military, captain, sergeant, telegram A captain receives a telegram with some bad news about one of his troops. He enlists his sergeant to call him in for a meeting...
A New York Day in a New York Minute!
The time-lapse sequences you see here were made (mostly) from hundreds of thousands of still images, and give a great sense of what is New York in just a few spectacular minutes! A New York Day in a New York Minute!
A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!
For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Rough Landing funny, joke, plane, pilot, landing This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.
Time For a Laugh: The New Tenant is In, and He's Trouble!
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said: " New house, new madam ." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought: "that's not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school.
Hilarious! There's a New Bull in Town...(Rude)
Sick of Bad News? Here's Some Positive News For You!
When you watch or read the news, it will often feel like the only things being reported are depressing and terrible events. We all know that bad news sells, but is this an agenda of the media or a reflection of our preferences for bad news?