Joke: Little Johnny's Dad
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling.
Joke: Little Johnny and the Hammer
Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, "What’s the matter little Johnny?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb bang on with the hammer," said little Johnny through his tears. His mother was touched by the boy's sensitivity but didn't like seeing him cry.
Joke: The Curious Little Girl
A mother was driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy?" the little girl asked. "How old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite.." "Okay", the little girl said. "How much do you weigh?" "Now really!"
Joke: Little Johnny and the Bullies
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime and Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
Joke: Little Johnny Buys a Horse
Content Joke: Little Johnny Buys a Horse joke Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
Joke: Little Johnny and the Alligator
Content Joke: Little Johnny and the Alligator joke When Johnny is sent down to the water hole in order to fetch some water, little did he know that he would come across an alligator...
Joke: Little Johnny Goes to the Zoo
Content Joke: Little Johnny's Dad joke Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Joke: The Little Boy and the Gravestones
A woman takes her little boy to visit their dead relatives' gravestones at a cemetery. The little boy has never been to a cemetery before. The woman first takes her son to her grandmother Annie's gravestone. The initials under Annie's name say R.I.P.
Joke: Little Johnny Counts to 10!
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me." "Can you tell me what comes after three?" "Four," answers little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven," answers little Johnny. "Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job.
Joke: Little Johnny and the Baby
The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby. "Hit him again," the 5-year-old said.
Little Johnny Joke: Going to the Nudist Beach
When Little Johnny is even smaller, he goes with his parents to the nudist beach. He is playing with sand and creates castles or swims in the water. After 30 minutes he comes back to his mom and asks: “Mom, Mom, why do all the women have different sized breasts?”
Joke: Little Johnny's Funny Face
Content Joke: Little Johnny And the Warning joke Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground...
Joke: The Teacher vs. Little Johnny
Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. The teacher knew him to be a troublemaker. "It's a plum miss," said a girl. "No." Said the teacher with a smile. "it's an apple, but I like the way you think! The next one is oval-shaped and green."
Content Joke: Little Johnny Goes to the Zoo joke Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days...
Joke: Little Johnny and the History Exam
, and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put 'George Washington,' and so did you." "So, everyone knows that he was the first president." said little Johnny with his little innocent eyes open large. "Just wait a minute," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was, 'Who freed the slaves?'
Joke: This Nun Is a Little Judgemental
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Hilarious: The Best of Little Johnny Jokes!
Little Johnny has always provided the online joke world with much amusement, so I decided to put a little collection of his most outrageous shenanigans together just for you. These 20 Little Johnny jokes will have you howling with laughter: 1.
Joke: Little Johnny's Poetry
Content Joke: Poetry vs Prose joke The third grade teacher was teaching English and repeated for her class...
Joke: Little Johnny and the English Teacher
Content Joke: Little Johnny is Fascinated! joke The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence...
Joke: The Poem of the Three Little Pigs
'Little pig, little pig, let me come in!' 'No, no, by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin!' 'Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!' The little pig began to pray, But Wolfie blew his house away. He shouted, 'Bacon, pork and ham! Oh, what a lucky Wolf I am!'
Joke: Broker vs. Little Girl
Content Joke: The $50 Lemonade Stand joke A stockbroker walks past a kid selling lemonade...
Joke: A Little Windy Today...
Joke: The Old Lady and Her Hat joke A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm.
Joke: The Little Girl and the Pet Store Owner
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
Joke: The Firefighter, the Little Girl and Her Firetruck
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.