This Joke Starts With Jonny Being Sent to Fetch Water
Scroll below for more funny jokes! There's Something Stopping Me, Gramma funny, hilarious, joke, humor, water, alligator, johnny When Johnny is sent down to the water hole in order to fetch some water, little did he know that he would come across an alligator...
Joke: Little Johnny and the Hammer
Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, "What’s the matter little Johnny?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb bang on with the hammer," said little Johnny through his tears. His mother was touched by the boy's sensitivity but didn't like seeing him cry.
Joke: Little Johnny's Dad
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling.
Joke: Little Johnny and the Bullies
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime and Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
Joke: Little Johnny Counts to 10!
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me." "Can you tell me what comes after three?" "Four," answers little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven," answers little Johnny. "Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job.
Joke: The Little Boy and the Gravestones
A woman takes her little boy to visit their dead relatives' gravestones at a cemetery. The little boy has never been to a cemetery before. The woman first takes her son to her grandmother Annie's gravestone. The initials under Annie's name say R.I.P.
Joke: Little Johnny and the Baby
The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby. "Hit him again," the 5-year-old said.
Little Johnny Joke: Going to the Nudist Beach
When Little Johnny is even smaller, he goes with his parents to the nudist beach. He is playing with sand and creates castles or swims in the water. After 30 minutes he comes back to his mom and asks: “Mom, Mom, why do all the women have different sized breasts?”
Joke: The Teacher vs. Little Johnny
Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. The teacher knew him to be a troublemaker. "It's a plum miss," said a girl. "No." Said the teacher with a smile. "it's an apple, but I like the way you think! The next one is oval-shaped and green."
Joke: Little Johnny and the History Exam
, and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put 'George Washington,' and so did you." "So, everyone knows that he was the first president." said little Johnny with his little innocent eyes open large. "Just wait a minute," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was, 'Who freed the slaves?'
Joke: The Poem of the Three Little Pigs
'Little pig, little pig, let me come in!' 'No, no, by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin!' 'Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!' The little pig began to pray, But Wolfie blew his house away. He shouted, 'Bacon, pork and ham! Oh, what a lucky Wolf I am!'
Hilarious: The Best of Little Johnny Jokes!
Little Johnny has always provided the online joke world with much amusement, so I decided to put a little collection of his most outrageous shenanigans together just for you. These 20 Little Johnny jokes will have you howling with laughter: 1.
Joke: This Nun Is a Little Judgemental
Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: You are Condemned! funny, hilarious, joke, religion, nun When a man finds himself condemned by a nun...
Joke: The Little Girl and the Pet Store Owner
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
Joke: The Firefighter, the Little Girl and Her Firetruck
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
Joke: Little Johnny is Asked About Jesus
Little Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how to drive it." Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you learn that, Johnny?" "From my Daddy," said Johnny.
This Joke Starts With Little Johnny Visiting the Zoo
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally, his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
Joke: Little Johnny and the Sunday School Teacher
Little Johnny: Hallowed! Sunday School Teacher: Hallowed? How did you get that as an answer? Little Johnny It’s in the Lord’s Prayer: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name....
This Joke Starts With a Little Boy Having a Temper Tantrum
"Excuse me, General," she asks quietly, "but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?"
This Joke Starts with a Little Girl Being a Nosy Parker
A mother was driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy?" the little girl asked. "How old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite.." "Okay", the little girl said. "How much do you weigh?" "Now really!"
Oh Madam, It Was Just a Little Switcheroo (Funny Joke)
Scroll below for more funny jokes! Just a Little Switch Is All It Takes funny, hilarious, joke, suit, humor, baba recommends, blue, black, mortuary A woman is incredibly happy with the result of what was done for her husband in the mortuary.
Joke: The Little Old Lady and the Curious Officer
Officer, not everyone pays. " For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Old Lady and the Money Bags funny, joke, humor, old lady, police officer, bags This joke begins with an old lady with bags of money walking down the street...
Hilarious Joke: It's a Little Easy to Get Carried Away
A little further down the road sat Officer John in his police cruiser, radar gun at the ready.
This Joke Starts With a Little Boy Pulling Faces At School
Scroll below for more funny jokes! The Teacher Finds the Right Words to Say funny, hilarious, joke, humor, teacher, student, wit, responses, pulling faces When a school teacher sees a student pulling faces in the school playground, she thinks on her feet to find the perfect thing to say...