Joke: The Three Expensive Monkeys
He sees a monkey with a price tag of $5,000 and goes to the merchant to ask for details. "Hey mister, the monkey…what does it know to be worth that much money?"
Great Joke: Three Dinosaurs and Their Three Wishes
Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it, and a dino-genie appears. "I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces. The first dinosaur thinks hard. "Alright," he says, "I'll have a big, juicy, piece of meat."
Monkey See - Monkey Drink!
In the Caribbean, Vervet Monkeys have developed a taste for alcohol by chewing fermented sugar canes. Now that man is there, they can regularly be spotted stealing cocktails from humans on the beach. This can teach us a valuable lesson about our own drinking habits! Monkey See - Monkey Drink!
Joke: The Most Expensive Gift
Joke: Honey, What Would You Like For Our Anniversary? joke Mary's a rather fussy wife who can't make up her mind about what she wants for her anniversary present... or can she?
Monkey See, Monkey Take a Bath!
Monkey See, Monkey Take a Bath! animals, cute, funny, video, adorable, monkey, ape Chloe the chimp really enjoys doing human stuff...
Joke: Three Blondes in Heaven...
Three blondes are in front of the Heavenly Gate. Each of the blondes lived a sinful and depraved life of lust and drugs. Yet, after their deaths, they find themselves before Saint Peter. Peter looks at these three girls and shakes his head.
Joke: Three Couples on Their Honeymoons
Three couples check into a hotel for their honeymoons. The man at the front desk has a game he likes to play. When the first couple checked in, he asked the bride what her job was. She said she was a maid. The man thought to himself "Maids are hot. This guy's going to have a fun honeymoon."
Joke: The Three Arranged Marriages
His parents select three girls for him, and he goes on a couple of dates with each of them. His friend asks him afterward, “How did it go?” He says, “Well, they were all really nice. But I did something different. I gave each of them Rs. 50,000 to see how they spend it.
Joke: Three Funerals and a Wedding
Curiosity gets the better of her and she asks, "I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first three husbands?" The woman replies, "The first one ate poisonous mushrooms and died." "Oh, how tragic!" she gasps. "What about your second husband?"
Joke: The Genie and the Three Wishes
Joke: The Genie and the Three Wishes joke A man finds a magic lamp. Of course, as the deal goes, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie that thunders he has 3 wishes to make..
This Joke Starts With Three Politicians That Are Friends
Three politicians become friends after meeting each other at functions. One is from America, the second from Russia and the third from Brazil. The American politician decides to invite the two others to his home. When they get there, the first thing he shows them is his Rolls-Royce.
Joke: Three Sons With 3 Gifts
Joke: The Three Gifts joke Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered...
Joke: Three Drunks and the Fast Taxi
Joke: Three Drunks and the Fast Taxi joke Three drunken guys entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking...
This Joke Starts With Three Explorers Lost In the Jungle
Three explorers became lost in the jungle and wandered for days with no food and little water... One day, just as they were finally about to give up, they crawled into a clearing and there right in front of them stood a Cannibal's restaurant. Out front near the entrance was a large menu board.
Joke: The Poem of the Three Little Pigs
The Poem of the Three Little Pigs funny, joke, humor, poem, pigs The animal I really dig, Above all others is the pig. Pigs are noble. Pigs are clever, Pigs are courteous. However, Now and then, to break this rule, One meets a pig who is a fool.
This Joke Starts With Three Men Dying and Going to Heaven
Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
Joke: When Three Sisters Live in a House Together...
In this hilarious joke , three sisters aged 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together... Watch the video below and discover what it is that the three get up to. I for one, couldn't stop laughing!
Hilarious Monkey Having a Bit of Fun with Young Tigers
Humans aren’t the only animals that can pull a prank or have a little bit of fun at the expense of other creatures. Monkeys, our small cousins, can be devious little creatures. Watch how this Thai gibbon taunts and frustrates a pair of juvenile tigers.
This Joke Starts With Three Women Escaping From Jail
One night there were three female fugitives escaping from jail. One was blonde, one was brunette and the other was a redhead. They had the police hot on their trail and, quickly thinking the brunette points out an old, abandoned factory perfect for hiding in.
This Monkey Bread Is Delicious and Extremely Addictive!
Monkey bread is a sweet, gooey, sinful cinnamon sugar dessert that will be loved by everyone who tries it. However, be warned, it’s dangerously addictive!
This Joke Starts With Three Drunk Men Getting In a Taxi
Three drunken guys entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking. Immediately realizing that the men were inebriated, he quickly thought up a plan to get rid of them. He started the engine, turned it off again and said: “We have reached your destination".
This Joke Starts With Three Dogs Walking Down the Street
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
Great Joke: One Simple Question, Three Answers...
Scroll below for more funny jokes! Everyone Interprets Questions Differently... funny, joke, humor, interview, mathematician, economist, accountant An accountant, mathematician and economist all go for a job interview. Their answers to the interviewer's simple questions differ quite a lot...
Funny: This Joke Starts with Three Men in a Plane...
" Scroll below for more funny jokes! It's a Bad Idea to Throw Things Out a Plane... funny, joke, gag, plane, baba recommends, Russian, Mexican, American This joke starts with a Mexican, an American and a Russian chucking an item out a plane window...