Joke: The Jewish Bra
Tim goes into Macy's, to the lingerie department, and he says to the salesgirl, "My wife has sent me in for a Jewish bra, size 32B, and she said that you'd know what I meant." The saleslady says, "Boy, it's been a long time since anybody's asked me for a Jewish bra.
Joke: The Ex-Jewish Rabbit
Content Joke: The Ex-Jewish Rabbit joke So a rabbit is enjoying some earl grey in his garden when his friend arrives.
Joke: The First Jewish President
The year is 2028 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Sarah Goldstein. She calls up her mother a few weeks after Election Day and says, "So, Mom, I assume you'll be coming to my inauguration?" "I don't think so.
This Joke Starts With a Guy Getting a Nice Jewish Dog
A guy gets a new dog, a nice Jewish dog. He names the dog Einstein and trains Einstein to do a couple of tricks. He can't wait to show Einstein off to his neighbor. A few weeks later when the neighbor finally comes over, the guy calls Einstein into the house, bragging about how smart he is.
Hilarious: The World's Only Jewish Samurai...
After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!
A Jewish Man, An Italian & A Frenchman Discuss Lovemaking
The old Jewish man says, "Well last week my wife and I made love too. I rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made love and she screamed for 6 hours. The Italian and Frenchman were stunned.
Hilarious! The Funny Sayings of the 'Jewish' Buddha
But what happens when you take Buddha's renowned quotes and pair them with Jewish traditions? Now imagine for a moment a place where Zen meets Judaism, just for laughs, it might look something like these funny quotes.
I Was Hitler's Jewish Neighbor: Incredible Testimony
This man, Edgar Joseph Feuchtwanger, a Jewish Historian, born in Munich, Germany, actually lived on the same street as the Infamous Fuhrer while a child, and frequently saw him. Edgar's father was imprisoned at Dachau, but managed to be released.
Christian, Jewish or Muslim - Jerusalem is Holy to All
Jerusalem. A place where history shook the world. This 5,000 year old city is holy to not one but three major religions - Christianity, Judaism and Islam. It has seen many rulers and has accumulate..
Joke: Praying at the Wall
Joke: The Jewish Man and the Wall jokes In Jerusalem, a journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time.
Joke: What's the Difference?
An old Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, looks around him and suddenly freezes when he sees a Chinese man. He gets up and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Chinese man cries, holding his nose."What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor!" the Jewish man says.
Joke: The Dying Accountant
An old Jewish accountant is on his deathbed. Summoning his last bit of strength, he lifts his head and whispers: "Is my beloved wife Sarah here with me?" And Sarah says, "Yes, I am here." He then says: "Are my children -- my wonderful children -- are they here with me?"
Joke: The New School
An eleven-year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a private Catholic school.
Joke: The Greatest Samurai in the World
This Joke Begins With a Man's Complaint to His Rabbi...
A middle-aged Jewish man goes to his rabbi and says, "Rabbi, you gotta help me. It's my son. For 30 years he's a Jew, and now bam! He says he's a Christian!" "Funny you should say that," the Rabbi replies. "I'm having the same problem with my kid. Let's go see Rabbi Rabinowitz, the Elder.
Joke: The Urinal Heart to Heart
"Excuse me, sir, do you happen to be Jewish?" "Yes, indeed I am." "And do you happen to be from Krakow?" "Yes, how do you know?" "And you always went to the little synagogue in the Pitliwsky road? "Yes, do we know each other?"
Joke: The Pantomiming Pope
Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If the Jew won, the Jews could stay. If the Pope won, the Jews would leave. The Jews realized that they had no choice.
Joke: Rabbi, Will You Help Us?
Content Joke: Rabbi, We Have a Problem! joke Two Jewish men knock on Rabbi Levi's door...
Joke: The Beautiful Passenger...
While Jewish men are the most likely to satisfy a woman fully. And in terms of lasting the longest, surprisingly it's the Southern redneck." Saying this, she became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you.
Joke: What's Your SECRET?
I'm Not Going to Buy Him a Drink (Hilarious Joke)
A Nazi walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older orthodox Jewish man seated at a nearby table. Barman, he says, "A round on me, for all your patrons, but not for the old Jewish geezer right there."
This Joke Starts With a Guy Asking For Some Polish Sausage
Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" The clerk says, "Well no." "And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish?
Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...
I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of... I'd tell a flogger joke but it doesn't have much impact. I'd tell a bondage joke but it's too restrictive. I'd tell you an underground railroad joke but you'd run away.
A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!
For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Rough Landing funny, joke, plane, pilot, landing This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.