This Joke Starts With Three Men Dying and Going to Heaven

Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.

Hilarious: Please Lord, Make Me Comfortable Here in Heaven

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask." The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors."

Porsche Heaven: Welcome to the White Collection

If you happen to be a Porsche fan, you might think that heaven looks like something like this. You might actually think you've died and gone to heaven if you ever happen to stumble upon the White Collection, which features some of the tastiest Porsches ever made.

An Incredible Look at the Movement of the Heavens...

Antonio Selva, an Italian photographer, is the patient mind behind this dazzling display of the jewels of the heavens above us, and boy it is a treat to watch them move and light up the universe, proving once again what a great creation we live in.

Joke: The Lines in Heaven

The Day of Judgment came, and all the people in the world who were worthy reached heaven, where the heavenly angels divided them into men and women.

Joke: Getting Married in Heaven

At age 96, he dies and goes to heaven. At the same time, a woman spent all her life alone, finding no love. At age 102, she dies and goes to heaven.

Joke: A Flat-Earther in Heaven

A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time.

Joke: Who is Worth More in Heaven?

Content Joke: A Quarter in Heaven joke A quarter dies and goes to heaven...

Joke: Heaven Has Its Perks...

"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven." Next, they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges every day and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth.

Joke: Three Blondes in Heaven...

If you get the question right, God will let you into Heaven. If you get it wrong, it is a Hell you will be a-going." Peter then reminds the girls. "You will each be asked the same question.

These Steak Bites Are Little Mouthfuls of Heaven

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Joke: To Heaven and Back

A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she has a near-death experience. During that experience, she sees God and asks if this is it. God ..