Harley-Davidson Is Making an All-electric Sports Bike!
A Harley-Davidson was once upon a time a must-have motorcycle for an enthusiast, but the truth is that the manufacturer’s customer base is withering. As a result, it has announced the all-electric Livewire model for the 2020 model year.
Cheeky Joke: The Dinner & the Ultimate Threat!
One day, he comes across a beautiful, classic Harley with a "for sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is delighted to find the bike in mint condition. He enquires about it with the owner: "This bike is beautiful!! I'll take it. But you have to tell me how you keep it in such good shape!"
I Love This Joke: How Media Works
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, D.C. when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
Joke: What's a Priest is Doing in Hell?
priest: "Someone broke my windows, popped the tire on my Harley, and stole all my tools out of my shed." Demon: "Well that'd give some a heart attack alright. But you're a priest! Why are you in hell?"
Joke: Stopped by a Cop
I meant a Honda, a Harley, or a Kawasaki?” Me - “I have no idea!” Cop - “Go figure, you’re intoxicated.” Me - “Okay, then let me ask you this. You’re driving on the highway around midnight, and you see a woman on the roadside, wearing a miniskirt, fishnets, high heels, and a bra for a top.
This Joke Starts With a Woman Speaking to a Congregation
He was riding his Harley, lost control, ran off the highway and hit a tree. He was rushed to the hospital, and could have died, but thank the Lord, all he suffered was a broken scrotum." The congregation gasped in horror. The men in the congregation were obviously uneasy and writhed in their seats.
Hilarious: My Invention Is Better Than Yours!
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!
For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Rough Landing funny, joke, plane, pilot, landing This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.
Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...
I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of... I'd tell a flogger joke but it doesn't have much impact. I'd tell a bondage joke but it's too restrictive. I'd tell you an underground railroad joke but you'd run away.
Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!
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Joke Collection: 20 Saint Peter Jokes!
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Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!
Knock-knock jokes are some of my favorite because you really have to be creative to make some of these up! Here we bring you 100 of our best knock knock jokes for you to laugh over! Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!
Joke Collection: 100+ Jokes About MONEY!
Joke collection: money Joke Collection: All About Money! funny, joke, money, collection Over 100 jokes about money.
Joke: This Blind Guy Has a Joke to Tell...
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes very, very quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
Joke Collection: 40 Hilarious Computer Jokes!
But they can also be frustrating things, getting us into funny situations (in hindsight) - that's why we know you'll enjoy these Computer Jokes! Joke Collection: 40 Hilarious Computer Jokes! computers, joke, collection Computers are all around us.
Joke: That's Not It...
Joke: That's Not It... joke, army, general, soldier, papers A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly....
Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!
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Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About The Institute of Marriage!
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Joke Collection: 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!
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Joke Collection: 85 House Puns and House Jokes!
No wonder we chose this subject as this our next Joke and Pun Collection! 85 House Puns and Jokes! joke, collection Our house is where a big chunk of our life takes place. Right now, during the quarantines and corona crisis, it's where almost ALL our life takes place.
This Is a Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes
DISCLAIMER: We know blondes are smart too, but we'll pretend otherwise just for this joke! 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes
There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes . One day, she decided to get a makeover, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over. "Tell you what.
Joke Collection: 52 Quarantine and Virus Jokes!
It's not making light of the situation, it's the jokes that make fun of something we're all currently scared of, giving us moments of, albeit grim, levity. 52 Quarantine and Virus Jokes! joke collection, coronavirus, corona virus While there's nothing funny about the Covid-19 virus itself.
Joke Collection: 90 Hilariously Serious Anti-Jokes!
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