You Know You Are Getting Old When....
We all know what it means to be young - and boy do we think about those days a lot - but it's not always easy to tell if you are officially 'old' yet or not. Here are 15 signs to look out for. If you experience any of these calamitously funny symptoms you are almost certainly past your best...
Funny: The Doctor's Advice Gets This Old Woman in Trouble
Several days later, the old woman returned to the doctor, and he asked her if his suggestions worked. “Oh, Doctor!” she exclaimed. “It was horrible!
Fascinating Science: How Old Can We Actually Get?
Fascinating Science: How Old Can We Actually Get? video, science, age, biology, vsauce, how old can humans get, the oldest people alive All things being equal, and technology continually progressing - How old can a human body really get?
10 Ways to Get the Metabolism of a 20-Year-Old...
Get Enough Sleep Getting a good night's sleep is an extremely important part of maintaining an efficient metabolism. “Too little sleep appears to wreak havoc with leptin and ghrelin, two hormones that regulate appetite,” according to nutritionist Elisa Zied.
You Won't Believe What This Little Old Lady Gets Up To...
It really is no secret that growing old can be a costly affair, but this sweet little old lady is taking it to the next level by dealing large quantities of drugs in a public park. At least, that's what the unsuspecting victims of this 'Just For Laughs' prank are led to believe!
Funny Joke: An Old Lady Gets Her Road Signs Confused
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
Old and Faithful: 17 Heartwarming Photos of Old Dogs
However, it can be a little tough to see your lovable canine grow old and become weak. As they become old, they are not able to run after the sprinklers or chase that ball you throw at them anymore.
These Funny Cartoons Make Age a Hilarious Affair!
Now I'm getting on a bit, I can safely say there's one thing I am getting much better at - laughing at myself. When you think about life it is pretty ridiculous, so you might as well enjoy it for what it is. These comics really tickled me and I just had to share them with you.
WATCH: 65-Year-Old Man Marries 12-Year-Old Girl Experiment
What would you do if you saw a 65-year-old man getting married to a 12-year-old girl? In some parts of the world, this actually happens, which is precisely what this social experiment was designed to bring awareness to.
Joke: The Old Man's Secret
A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods When they go there they see he is chopping wood and carrying it all by himself. He is active and healthy and has the body of a forty-year-old man. They ask him "What is your secret?"
Joke: The Familiar Old Man
One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man. Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, "Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?" "Yes," said the old man, "but he wasn't my biological son.
Joke: Who Gets the Parachute?
An old man, a schoolboy, a lawyer, a doctor, and a community service worker are all on a plane with only four parachutes when the pilot of the plane has a stroke and passes away.
Joke: The Professor and the Old Man
After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says: "May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago when I was a professor at this college.” “Sure!” replied the professor. “Be my guest!”
The Second Life of Old Photos
You will see how old photos can actually reveal more than your eye can, at first, capture. But with the remodeling in 3D, they are, in effect, remade in new light, the result being even familiar photos giving us a second impression.
Joke: An Old Snake at the Doctor's
An old snake goes to see his doctor and says, ”I need something for my eyesssss… I can’t see very well these daysssss.” The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks. The snake comes back in two weeks and tells the doctor that he’s very depressed.
Joke: The Old Lady and the Proctologist
A little old lady has an appointment with a proctologist. The proctologist does the exam and then discusses the results with her. He ends by saying, "Do you have any questions for me, Mrs. Smith?" The little old lady looks at him scoldingly and says "Yes. Does your mother know what you're doing?"
This Old Man Opted for a Hilarious Makeover...
In this short, an old man decides it's time to "get back out there" and goes through a painful and creative makeover to make him young again.
That Old Saloon Sound - Terrific!
Even after 100 years, you cannot imitate the sound an old west saloon piano makes. When one plays, the music immediately reminds us of old wild west movies. That Old Saloon Sound - Terrific!
Joke: The Old Lady and the Bank CEO
An old lady walked into the Bank of America with a huge bag of money. She told the receptionist that she would like to meet the president of the bank as she wanted to deposit a large sum of money.
Hilarious: He's a Lucky Old Man... Or Is He?
An 84-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears, the old man answers, "I'm in love with a 22-year-old woman." "Well, what's wrong with that?" asks the young man.
QUIZ: How Old IS Your Soul?
Whether you believe your soul is created anew when you are born or retains some of the experiences of its past, a soul can be young or old even in ONE life. Take this quiz and let us tell you - How old IS your soul? What was your favorite activity as a child?
The Six Year Old That Will Scare You!
6 year old Aaralyn and her 13 year old brother Izzy are performing for America's Got Talent. Seeing two innocent and sweet looking children, the judges could not have forseen what happened next... The Six Year Old That Will Scare You!
Joke: An Old Canadian in Paris
Joke: An Old Canadian in Paris funny, joke An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Par
Joke: The Old Man, the Moped and the Ferrari
An old man on a moped (both looking about 75 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?" The young man replies, "It’s a Ferrari 599 GTO. It cost nearly half a million dollars!"