Get into the Holiday Spirit With These Old Christmas Songs
Christmas is just around the corner and what better way to get into the festive mood than to listen to some classic Christmassy songs? Here is an almost hour-long playlist of some vintage Christmas songs, featuring beautiful numbers from the 1930s, 40s & 50s.
You Know You Are Getting Old When....
We all know what it means to be young - and boy do we think about those days a lot - but it's not always easy to tell if you are officially 'old' yet or not. Here are 15 signs to look out for. If you experience any of these calamitously funny symptoms you are almost certainly past your best...
Should You Save or Get Rid of Old Medication?
In this article, we’ll explain how to get rid of old, expired, and unused medications and why it’s important. Related Article: Do Not Throw These Household Items In the Garbage Why should you dispose of unused and old medication?
Funny: The Doctor's Advice Gets This Old Woman in Trouble
Several days later, the old woman returned to the doctor, and he asked her if his suggestions worked. “Oh, Doctor!” she exclaimed. “It was horrible!
Fascinating Science: How Old Can We Actually Get?
Fascinating Science: How Old Can We Actually Get? video, science, age, biology, vsauce, how old can humans get, the oldest people alive All things being equal, and technology continually progressing - How old can a human body really get?
10 Ways to Get the Metabolism of a 20-Year-Old...
Get Enough Sleep Getting a good night's sleep is an extremely important part of maintaining an efficient metabolism. “Too little sleep appears to wreak havoc with leptin and ghrelin, two hormones that regulate appetite,” according to nutritionist Elisa Zied.
You Won't Believe What This Little Old Lady Gets Up To...
It really is no secret that growing old can be a costly affair, but this sweet little old lady is taking it to the next level by dealing large quantities of drugs in a public park. At least, that's what the unsuspecting victims of this 'Just For Laughs' prank are led to believe!
Funny Joke: An Old Lady Gets Her Road Signs Confused
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
Old and Faithful: 17 Heartwarming Photos of Old Dogs
However, it can be a little tough to see your lovable canine grow old and become weak. As they become old, they are not able to run after the sprinklers or chase that ball you throw at them anymore.
Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk
I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I'd ever seen. The old guy was clearly blasted, and kept getting in the tough guy's face, saying "I slept with your mother."
Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle
Content Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle joke It was a long day at work, and George decided to leave his London office and walk to the pub across the street to get a few drinks.
These Hilarious Cartoons Make Age a Funny Affair!
Now I'm getting on a bit, I can safely say there's one thing I am getting much better at - laughing at myself. When you think about life it is pretty ridiculous, so you might as well enjoy it for what it is. These comics really tickled me and I just had to share them with you.
These Funny Cartoons Make Age a Hilarious Affair!
Joke: The Old Man's Secret
A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods When they go there they see he is chopping wood and carrying it all by himself. He is active and healthy and has the body of a forty-year-old man. They ask him "What is your secret?"
WATCH: 65-Year-Old Man Marries 12-Year-Old Girl Experiment
What would you do if you saw a 65-year-old man getting married to a 12-year-old girl? In some parts of the world, this actually happens, which is precisely what this social experiment was designed to bring awareness to.
Joke: Who Gets the Parachute?
An old man, a schoolboy, a lawyer, a doctor, and a community service worker are all on a plane with only four parachutes when the pilot of the plane has a stroke and passes away.
Joke: The Old Lady and the Proctologist
A little old lady has an appointment with a proctologist. The proctologist does the exam and then discusses the results with her. He ends by saying, "Do you have any questions for me, Mrs. Smith?" The little old lady looks at him scoldingly and says "Yes. Does your mother know what you're doing?"
Joke: The Familiar Old Man
One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man. Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, "Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?" "Yes," said the old man, "but he wasn't my biological son.
Joke: The Professor and the Old Man
After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says: "May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago when I was a professor at this college.” “Sure!” replied the professor. “Be my guest!”
That Old Saloon Sound - Terrific!
Even after 100 years, you cannot imitate the sound an old west saloon piano makes. When one plays, the music immediately reminds us of old wild west movies. That Old Saloon Sound - Terrific!
The Second Life of Old Photos
You will see how old photos can actually reveal more than your eye can, at first, capture. But with the remodeling in 3D, they are, in effect, remade in new light, the result being even familiar photos giving us a second impression.
Joke: An Old Snake at the Doctor's
An old snake goes to see his doctor and says, ”I need something for my eyesssss… I can’t see very well these daysssss.” The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks. The snake comes back in two weeks and tells the doctor that he’s very depressed.
Joke: The Old Golf Partner
"Well you're 75 years old now, Jack, why don't you take my brother Scott along?" suggested his wife. "But he's 85 and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack. "But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," his wife pointed out. The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on.
Joke: The Old Lady and the Rubber Gloves
Joke: The Old Lady and the Rubber Gloves joke A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves..