Joke: Meeting Friends in the Afterlife
Two good friends meet in the afterlife. Friend 1: Hey! Friend 2: Hi!! Friend 1: So how did you die? Friend 2: I froze to death. Friend 1: How terrible! Friend 2: It wasn’t so bad, after a while I got a warm feeling inside and died peacefully. Anyways, how did you die?
This Joke Starts With Three Politicians That Are Friends
Three politicians become friends after meeting each other at functions. One is from America, the second from Russia and the third from Brazil. The American politician decides to invite the two others to his home. When they get there, the first thing he shows them is his Rolls-Royce.
Kindergartner and Funny Duck Are the Best of Friends
None of this bothered Tyler in the least, as the little boy totally fell in love with Beaker, an adorable duck with a funny tuft of feathers. Watch the dynamic duo play!
This joke begins with an 3 Friends on a Hunt
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Funny Joke: A Marketing Disaster!
Seeing his crestfallen face, a friend asks him: "Why the long face?" The salesman replied: "I failed in Saudi-Arabia, the campaign was a total failure." "Why is that?" Asked the friend, "I thought you had a good campaign running."
This Joke Starts With a Woman Playing Bridge With Friends
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This Joke Starts When a Close Friend Passes Away...
Sam and Dean were the best of friends as well as two of the biggest baseball fans the world has ever seen. All of their lives, Sam and Dean would talk about baseball. They went to all the games they could get to.
Funny joke - Employee of the month
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Funny Joke: The Marriage Seminar...
Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go picka her up. " For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Marriage Seminar... funny, joke, wife, husband, convention This Joke Starts With a Couples Special Seminar...
Funny Joke: What on Earth Is Morris up To?
At Friday night services, Morris went to his friend Irving and said, "I need a favor. I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife. Can you hold him in synagogue for an hour after services for me?" Irving was not very fond of the idea, but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.
Funny Joke: An Understanding With God
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Joke: Things Get Interesting When Hubby's Friend Pops Over
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, he went to the store.", she replies. "Well, you mind if I wait?" "No, come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen.
Joke: A Funny Christmas Poem!
Joke: A Funny Christmas Poem! funny, joke, Christmas, poem, christmas joke Twas the night before Christmas
and throughout the substation,
Not a deputy stirred,
they were all on vacation.
Funny Joke: The Unexpected Hero
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Funny Collection: 100 Jokes For Kids!
Funny Collection: 100 Jokes For Kids! Funny Collection: 100 Jokes For Kids! funny, joke collection Funny Collection: 100 Jokes For Kids!
Joke Collection: 30 Funny Poems!
Joke Collection: 30 Funny Poems! funny, joke, collection Joke Collection: 30 Funny Poems!
Funny Joke: The Chihuahua Guard Dog!
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Joke: A Few Funnies About Us Seniors...
I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, 'Are you having it catered'? And that, my friend, is the sad definition of 'OLD'! My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Funny Joke: The Parrot With the Ominous Warning
Scroll below for more funny jokes! Whatever You Do, the Lord Is Watching funny, dog, joke, parrot, burglar A parrot gives an ominous warning to a burglar that just entered his human's house. Despite the burglar's laughter, it's the parrot that has the last laugh.
Funny Joke: Giving an Honest Opinion
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Funny Joke: It's All About the Badge...
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Funny Joke: A Man Walks into a Toy Shop for a Barbie...
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's best friends." Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: The Special Barbie Doll funny, joke, toys, humor, baba recommends Some toys are worth more than others...
Funny Joke: Revenge of a Taxi Passenger
Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: Revenge of a Taxi Passenger funny, joke, revenge, taxi driver, taxis This joke begins with a rude taxi driver and a passenger with a vindictive streak...
Funny Joke: The Salesman and the Farmer's Daughter
"No funny business. If you touch her, I'll kill you." "Oh no sir," says the salesman. "You can count on me!" Just to be safe, the farmer builds a wall of eggs between the two beds in the daughter's room. To get through, one of them would have to break them.