Hilarious: The Bells, They Toll for Thee!
"Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous. Simply in on the 'Ding' and out on the 'Dong'."
Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch (Hilarious Joke)
Scroll below for more funny jokes! Two Southern Belles Have a Little Chat funny, hilarious, joke, women, humor, Chat, southern, American, conversation Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch of a mansion. One of them decides to start bragging about her life...
It's Advisable to Wear Bells On Your Clothing, Sir (Funny)
They advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. They also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear . It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.
Slice Up a Bell Pepper With Ease by Following This Guide
Bell peppers are rather oddly-shaped, which is why cutting them up is not always the most straightforward task. Thankfully, the video tutorial that you can access below shows you exactly how it should be done.
15 Important Life Lessons from Eckhart Tolle
Spiritual teacher Eckhart Tolle does not believe he has anything to teach you, rather that his only task is to bring you closer to the truth that already exists deep within you.
We Need To Address the Mental Toll of Social Distancing
The stillness, financial pressure, and uncertainty about what the future will bring is taking a toll on many. New York’s governor Andrew Cuomo addressed the issue in one of his recent daily briefings saying, “Don’t underestimate the personal trauma and don’t underestimate the pain of isolation.
The Death Toll History of the World's Pandemics
Since we are painfully aware of the CURRENT pandemic, the images below will open the gateway to understanding the ENTIRE history of pandemics inflicted upon the human race through history. The firs..
Nine Deceptive Animals for Whom Every Day Is Halloween
For humans, disguise and impersonation are good fun. For animals, it could mean the difference between life and death. Through evolution, different types of animals have learned to mimic other crea..
HILARIOUS! The Heart versus the Brain, Who Beats Whom?
The relationship between the rational Brain and the emotional Heart, is one that is close and familiar to everyone. Think about the last time you were about to order salad at the restaurant, but so..
To the Irreplaceable Woman Whom I Love Most of All
This letter is dedicated to all women who may not be aware of their worth. And, being a woman myself, I know that many women in the world feel 'unworthy'. But, today I affirm with you the strength,..
Classic Comedy: Getting Rid of Whom?? (Adult Humor)
This hysterically funny, if very cheeky, bit starts when Spartacus, the old family dog, is looking sick. Reluctantly, the family decides the time has come to put her in a home. However, when the Br..
Joke: Firefighter Lovemaking Rules
A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
Joke: The Spirit of Christmas
He is allowed into heaven The second man pulls out his keys and jingles them "These represent bells." He is allowed into heaven The third man pulls out a pair of women's underwear and shows them to St. Peter, who is taken aback. "Good lord what do THOSE represent?!"
This Joke Starts With a Man in the Fertilized Egg Business
That took an awful lot of Whitey's time so Whitey got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Whitey could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Hilarious Joke: The Cheapest Porsche
He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche to for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it. "Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband.
Joke: The Three Arranged Marriages
Friend asked with utmost curiosity: “Well, whom are you marrying then??” “The one with the big boobs”.
Joke: The Smartphone Poem!
Bell. What he would have thought of it, no one can tell, But one question's still stuck in my middle-aged craw. Despite all the gizmos that strike me with awe, They're fun and they're useful and "techy" and all ...But how do I just simply make a phone call?
This Joke Begins With a Woman and 3 Wishes...
The woman, astounded, thinks for a moment and says “age has taken its toll on me. I wish to be young and beautiful once more.” BAM! In a sudden flash the old woman emerged, a ravishing young woman. Thrilled by her success the woman says “genie I want to live a life of grandeur! To be rich!” BAM!
Joke: The Most Peculiar Nuns...
NORTON He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business." "Very well, my son. Please follow me."
Dinner Table Manners - Great Joke! (adult)
I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner... " Image Courtesy of: photostock / freedigitalphotos.net Scroll below for more funny jokes! Dinner Table Manners - Great Joke!
A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!
For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Rough Landing funny, joke, plane, pilot, landing This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.
Today's Joke: Get Out of the Car!
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
The 10 Greatest April Fools’ Jokes in History
These are the top 10 April Fools’ jokes in history. #10 Google TiSP April 1, 2007, Google announces its new, high-speed internet connection – Google TiSP, giving people free internet connectivity by dropping a Google-supplied fiber-optic cable down their toilets, that will be connected to Google’s servers
Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...
I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of... I'd tell a flogger joke but it doesn't have much impact. I'd tell a bondage joke but it's too restrictive. I'd tell you an underground railroad joke but you'd run away.