Hilarious: The Bells, They Toll for Thee!
"Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous. Simply in on the 'Ding' and out on the 'Dong'."
Joke: Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch
Scroll below for more funny jokes! Two Southern Belles Have a Little Chat funny, hilarious, joke, women, humor, Chat, southern, American, conversation Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch of a mansion. One of them decides to start bragging about her life...
Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch (Hilarious Joke)
Slice Up a Bell Pepper With Ease by Following This Guide
Bell peppers are rather oddly-shaped, which is why cutting them up is not always the most straightforward task. Thankfully, the video tutorial that you can access below shows you exactly how it should be done.
15 Important Life Lessons from Eckhart Tolle
Spiritual teacher Eckhart Tolle does not believe he has anything to teach you, rather that his only task is to bring you closer to the truth that already exists deep within you.
We Need To Address the Mental Toll of Social Distancing
The stillness, financial pressure, and uncertainty about what the future will bring is taking a toll on many. New York’s governor Andrew Cuomo addressed the issue in one of his recent daily briefings saying, “Don’t underestimate the personal trauma and don’t underestimate the pain of isolation.
Funny Mrs. Brown: Getting Rid of Whom?? (Adult Humor)
Classic Comedy: Getting Rid of Whom??? funny I can't stop laughing at this hilarious scene...
The Death Toll History of the World's Pandemics
Since we are painfully aware of the CURRENT pandemic, the images below will open the gateway to understanding the ENTIRE history of pandemics inflicted upon the human race through history. The firs..
To the Irreplaceable Woman Whom I Love Most of All
This letter is dedicated to all women who may not be aware of their worth. And, being a woman myself, I know that many women in the world feel 'unworthy'. But, today I affirm with you the strength,..
Classic Comedy: Getting Rid of Whom?? (Adult Humor)
This hysterically funny, if very cheeky, bit starts when Spartacus, the old family dog, is looking sick. Reluctantly, the family decides the time has come to put her in a home. However, when the Br..
Nine Deceptive Animals for Whom Every Day Is Halloween
For humans, disguise and impersonation are good fun. For animals, it could mean the difference between life and death. Through evolution, different types of animals have learned to mimic other crea..
HILARIOUS! The Heart versus the Brain, Who Beats Whom?
The relationship between the rational Brain and the emotional Heart, is one that is close and familiar to everyone. Think about the last time you were about to order salad at the restaurant, but so..
Joke: A Stern Warning
They advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. They also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear . It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.
Joke: Firefighter Lovemaking Rules
A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
Joke: The Spirit of Christmas
He is allowed into heaven The second man pulls out his keys and jingles them "These represent bells." He is allowed into heaven The third man pulls out a pair of women's underwear and shows them to St. Peter, who is taken aback. "Good lord what do THOSE represent?!"
Joke: Mother vs. Wife
The lady, with a look of helplessness, replied: "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel with each other my Daughter-in-law always asks my son: - "If your mom and I fall into water, whom will you save first?"
Joke: Life in the Fertilized Egg Business
That took an awful lot of Whitey's time so Whitey got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Whitey could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
This Joke Starts With a Man in the Fertilized Egg Business
Joke: The Three Arranged Marriages
Friend asked with utmost curiosity: “Well, whom are you marrying then??” “The one with the big boobs”.
Joke: The Smartphone Poem!
Bell. What he would have thought of it, no one can tell, But one question's still stuck in my middle-aged craw. Despite all the gizmos that strike me with awe, They're fun and they're useful and "techy" and all ...But how do I just simply make a phone call?
Hilarious Joke: The Cheapest Porsche
He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche to for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it. "Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband.
Joke: The Smartest Dog in the World
After a while, he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" bell, then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer.
This Joke Begins With a Woman and 3 Wishes...
The woman, astounded, thinks for a moment and says “age has taken its toll on me. I wish to be young and beautiful once more.” BAM! In a sudden flash the old woman emerged, a ravishing young woman. Thrilled by her success the woman says “genie I want to live a life of grandeur! To be rich!” BAM!
Joke: Is Your Daddy Home?
Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anyone else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy," whispered the child.