Joke: The Farmer and the Pig Food
Content Joke: The Farmer and the Pig Food joke A government man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
Joke: A Boy Misunderstood A Farmer's Query
A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mom and Dad."
Joke: Farmer vs. Lawyer
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
Joke: The Farmer and the State Trooper
“That’s an outrageous price!” said a local farmer, “but I guess we’re lucky the state handled it instead of the federal government.” “Why’s that?” asked the state trooper that was talking to him. The farmer paused for a minute before he responded.
Joke: Revenge of the Melon Farmer
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.
Joke: President Xi and the Loyal Chinese Farmer
Farmer: "I'm a farmer." Xi: Let me ask you, if you had two houses, would you give one to the government? Without hesitation, the farmer says yes. Xi turns to the governor with a smile. But he does not look convinced. Xi asks the farmer: "if you had two cars, would you give one to the government?"
Joke: The Brother, the Sister, and the Hot Dogs.
What the family doesn't know is that the daughter is a "working girl" and she was really scared that her brother, coming to stay with her, will figure it out. So when he comes over and asks her what she does, she said: "Oh, this is New York, I sell hot dogs." "Oh WOW!" Her brother said excitedly.
Joke: The Tourist and the Farmer's Daughter
He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is that man going into the barn?" "That fellow is traveling through," said the farmer.
Joke: Prices of Yesteryear
Joke: The Way it Used to Be funny, joke A boy returns home from running an errand for his quarantined grandfather.
Funny Joke: The Salesman and the Farmer's Daughter
The farmer says, "You can spend the night but you'll have to share a room with my daughter." The daughter, a gorgeous 20-something, winks at him over her father's shoulder. "Oh, I don't mind that," exclaims the salesman. "Just one thing," says the farmer. "No funny business.
Joke: Price Per Ounce
Content Joke: An Ounce of Brains brain A man is laying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant.
Funny Joke: The Farmer, the Mule and the Trial Lawyer
A farmer named Rick had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Rick. "Didn't you say, at the moment of the accident, 'I'm fine.'" asked the lawyer? Rick responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."
These Brothers Are Masters at What They Do.
These two brothers have excelled at the art of remaking old hilarious photos, see for yourself and enjoy. These Brothers Are Masters at What They Do. photos, funny, brothers, remake A hilarious series of remade photos by two brothers with a healthy sense of humor.
Great Joke: The Bartender and His Very Low Prices
For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Cheapest Bar funny, joke, humor, wife, bartender, bar, pub, bar jokes This joke begins with a man getting much cheaper drinks than he anticipated...
A Brother's Love - Inspiring and Amazing!
See the inspiring story of brothers Conner and Cayden Long, who were the recipients of Sports Illustrated Kids 2012 SportsKids of the Year award.
Rude: The Milk Farmer Is Thrilled with His New Equipment
A farmer ordered a hi-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on the switch, and everything else was automatic.
Sweet Moment: What Big Brothers are For
What Big Brothers are For cute, video, dog, adorable, puppy, animal A great sweet moment between pooches, when this little pup is too scared to walk down the stairs, a larger version of itself is willing to show the way!
Farmers Markets Reopening: Is It Safe To Go?
As the growing season gets underway across the US, farmers’ markets are coming back, too. This is good news, however, it’s important to be aware that the farmers' markets of 2020 will not look exactly like those of the past years.
These Brothers Must Have Talent Written in Their DNA
These brothers, the brothers Johnson, are both so talented and sing so well together it is clear they were born with a single voice, split in two for better harmony. Watch this performance, you won't regret it.
These Brothers Wow a Nation With Death-Defying Act!
The Giang Brothers might not have won the final of Britain’s Got Talent 2018, but they almost certainly won the hearts of a nation with their death-defying act.
This May Be Most Inspirational Farmer You'll Ever Meet...
If asked about hard jobs, I would always put 'a farmer' quite high up. It requires a lot of physical labour, dedication and patience. On Apricot Lane Farms, they have a farmhand by the name of Chris who they'll never forget, and who inspired all of them like never before.
Watch These 2 Brothers Perform Together and Impress Everyone
Watch a truly surprising and magical audition as brothers Richard and Adam, who have even brought along their dear old Nan for moral support, give us a beautiful rendition of Peter O'toole's The Impossible Dream. You would have never guessed such voices reside inside them!
Hilarious: I Never Know What My Brother Will Do Next
Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side with the warm grin he'd know since childhood. He asked his brother how his wife was, and his brother replied: "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.
Have You Heard This One? The Farmer Being Grilled!
For more funny jokes scroll below! Joke: The Farmer and the Investigator funny, hilarious, joke, humor, farmer This joke is about an investigator investigating a rancher about how much he pays employees.