Funny Joke: The Most Novel Excuse You Ever Heard
The first soldier walks in, and the Sergeant asks: "Well, what's your excuse for showing up so late?" "Sorry, sir! I can explain! You see, I was late for the bus and had to hitchhike, no cars stopped, and then suddenly, an old man driving a horse and buggy stops and offers me a ride!
Hilarious: Excuse Me, I'm Showering!
Hilarious: Excuse Me, I'm Showering! funny, video, prank, hilarious, gag The last thing you expect when you open the door to the public porta potty is a naked girl calmly taking her shower in public. She even invites people to scrub her back for her!
Have You Heard This One? A Perfect Excuse!
Joke: A Perfect Excuse! funny, video, joke, humor, baba recommends, soldier, military, rumble This commander wants an explanation, but what he hears is quite unusual.
Excuse Me, But Are These Signs for REAL??
Here you'll find the most unhelpful, useless signs you've ever seen, all in one place for you to have a belly full of laughter at the stupidity of their mere existence... [related_articles] [relate..
Hilarious Joke: The Naked Excuse!
A man was having an affair with a married woman for quite some time. One day, her husband comes home early from work. The wife hears him come in, jumps up and tells her lover to go into the bathroo..
This Man Has Quite the Excuse for Cheating on His Wife!
funny, woman, humor, husband, marriage, jokes, amusing, excuses, he and she, betrayal A woman came home to find her husband in bed with another woman. His excuse will have you crying in laughter!
Excuse Me Miss, But Do You Need a Hand There? (Funny)
A beautiful young lady has difficulty boarding a bus and, when she gets given a little assistance, things become embarrassing pretty quickly... Leather Skirts Can Cause Problems On the Bus... funn..
This Joke Starts With a Man Fed Up of His Blind Date
Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him on the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said: "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
Excuse Me, Interior Designers? May I Ask... WHY?!?
Interior design is a tricky thing. There are many things to consider. The colors, the sun exposure, the angles, the overall look, the theme. No wonder some people find it a bit over their head... w..
Hilarious: Excuse Me Miss, But How Do You Pronounce This?
Three tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyll on the Welsh island of Anglesey, They started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. “LLan-fair..
No More Excuses: 8 Exercises You Can Do at Your Desk!
The last thing we think of when we get to work is exercising, and it's a pity that this is the case. After all, long hours of prolonged sitting plus the time it takes us to commute there and back, ..
Excuse Me Dear, I'd Like to Enquire About a Patient (Joke)
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital and she timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator responded, "I'll be glad to hel..
Hilarious: Excuse Me, Can I Borrow Your Blanket Please?
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both go to sleep, the man on the top bunk, the woman on t..
Remarkable Street Art!
It is quite remarkable what can be achieved with a bit of imagination and by people anywhere, with the slightest excuse. Here are some funny and original street art that is great fun to see! Remarkable Street Art!
Joke: The Prejudiced Juror
A man wanted to be dismissed from jury duty, but none of his excuses worked. So on the day of the trial, he asked to approach the bench. "Your Honor," he said, "I must be excused from this trial because I am prejudiced against the defendant." "Oh?" the judge asked. "Yes!" the man replied.
These Business Owners Should Have Used Google Translate...
Running a business in a country that's busy with tourists isn't easy, but there's no excuse for not breaking out the old Google Translate when a sign needs to be written! This is especially true when an owner's command of English leaves much to be desired.
The Power of Napping - Stop Feeling Tired!
Instead of getting more and more caffeine and energy drinks into you, why not get an excuse to sleep on the job? Take these scientific tips on "Power-Naps" to get the most energy out of your day, while remaining productive and non-reliant of caffeine. If done properly, naps can change your life!
This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late
A married man decided to work late to be with his young secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work, he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious that he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had sex for two hours.
These 15 Concessions Will Make You Happier!
Give up the excuses Pack all the excuses in a box and send them away, because today you have no need for them. Many times we limit ourselves to our excuses. Instead of growing and improving ourselves and our lives, we get stuck in our own lies and make excuse after excuse.
Hilarious: Lawyer vs. Chiropractor
"Excuse me," the lawyer asked, "But why are you touching my back, and what on earth makes you think you have the right to do so without asking me first?" "Oh, I’m so sorry… I'm a chiropractor you see," the man replied, "and sometimes I just can't keep myself from practicing my skills."
This Video WILL Put a Smile On Your Faces!
If you've got something better to do than to watch this French bulldog teach his 'newly minted' puppies how to play, you better be on your way to performing open heart surgery, otherwise you have no excuse not to enjoy a pure happiness boost to your day!
Hilarious: The Blonde's Arrest
This hilarious comic strip will have you in stitches - it pokes a little light-hearted fun at the stereotypical blonde: [related_articles] Cover image by depositphotos.com Excuse Me, Officer - Is There Something Wrong?
Beethoven Would Have Loved This Beautiful and Musical Ode
Excuse me, I think I'll go listen to some more Beethoven now... Piano Guys: Beethoven's Five Secrets performance, art, video, music, youtube, piano guys, Beethoven A beautiful and mesmerizing ode to the beautiful and classic music of Beethoven.
Laugh Out Loud at the Funniest Dog Moments of 2019
It's been a 'ruff' year, if you'll excuse the dog pun, so isn't it good to know dogs are always there to make us laugh, no matter what? Dogs are always themselves, that's what we love about them. So enjoy this video with some truly funny moments with outrageous doggies.