This Gorgeous Test Will Determine Your Dominant Intellect!
TEST: Determine Your Dominant Intellect interactive, quiz, test, baba recommends, personality test, intellect Choose between these beautiful photos to discover your strongest intellect!
PERSONALITY QUIZ: Which Chakra is Your Most Dominant?
So tell us - which chakra is your dominant chakra? QUIZ: Which Chakra is Dominant in You? interactive, quiz, spirituality, test, personality, chakra We all have chakra, spiritual focus points, by which are life is guided. Would you like to know which one dominates in your life?
Joke: The Rabbi's Wife
I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife. Can you hold him in synagogue for an hour after services for me?" Irving was not very fond of the idea, but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.
Joke: The Wife's Math
She opens it and reads: "My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, as a 54-year-old, can no longer satisfy. I'm very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
Joke: Trouble With the Wife
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?' 'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.
This Quiz Will Show Your How Dominant Your Ego Is
Find out which dominates you in order to help you find balance. We're not insane, we're just human! On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the most furious, how mad are you when you lose in competition? 0-2 9-10 6-8 3-5 Should you be praised for all of your good deeds?
Joke: The Husband, the Wife and the Threesome
There was a man who was very happily married, but, every birthday he would have the same fantasy request of his wife: He wanted a threesome, and every year the wife says no. This continues on for several years until finally, the wife has enough and agrees.
Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wife loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old brass oil lamp for her. When she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish.
Joke: The Perfect Car for the Wife
The man shakes his head “No, I’m buying this car for my wife and I certainly wouldn’t describe her as the ‘quiet and calm’ type”. The salesman quickly transfers his potential buyer to another car. “Then perhaps this would be more her style! This car is quick, sleek and agile”.
Joke: Consult the Wife
But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now, she might be a bit uncomfortable.
This Joke Begins With a Seductive Wife...
Marriage Joke: The Crumpled Bills funny, humor, wife, husband, money, marriage joke, crumpled bill This joke begins with a wife seductively asking her husband a question...
Joke: The Wife, the Grill and the Sausage
A man notices his wife's butt is getting big I bet your butt is as big as my grill." His wife rolls her eyes, but he gets a tape measure, measures her bottom, measures the grill, and teases her that they're about the same size. That night, he tries to see if he can get lucky.
Joke: The Sad Husband and the Curious Wife
His wife looks concerned and asks him what's wrong. He shakes his head and refuses to say anything. Later, during dinner, he's just pushing his food around on his plate and staring out the window. "Honey, what is it? I've never seen you like this before," the wife says.
These Notorious Gangsters Absolutely Dominated the 1930s
Throughout history, there have been renegades and rebels that seek to increase their wealth and earn respect through madness and chaos. They have been called by many names, like outlaws, bandits, o..
Hilarious: The Mathematician, the Mistress and the Wife
This mathematician decided that he couldn't get what he wanted from his wife anymore, so he went looking for someone one-third his age. Wanting to be honest about what he was up to with his wife, he wrote her a letter. The thing is, he never imagined what her response to his letter would be!
This Joke Starts With a Wife With Incredible Luck
My wife comes in with a brand new bag, looked expensive. Me: "Honey I see you got a new Gucci bag, where'd you get it?" Wife: " My boss and I bought a lottery ticket together and won! I bought the bag with my half of the winnings." *next day wife comes home with new, fancy sunglasses.
Joke: The Buggy, The Wife and the Officer
The wife replied: " I'm not sure, Jacob - something to do with the emergency brake. " For more funny jokes scroll below!
Joke: How to Explain It to the Wife
One day, a gentleman's wife is planning on hosting a dinner party and wants to class it up a bit, so she sends her husband out to pick up some snails for escargot. He picks up the snails and starts heading home, but on the way, the gentleman runs into an old friend and stops to chat for a minute.
Funny Today: The Over-Generous Wife!
Funny Today: The Over-Generous Wife! funny, prank, gag hese amazed husbands just can't get their minds around this one...
This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. Things in the bedroom hadn’t been good for a while, so they were going at it over that. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. He began his working day, and didn’t hear a peep from his wife.
Have You Heard These Jokes? It's a Funny Wife...
Wife: "Why are you home so early?" Husband: "My boss said go to hell!" Doctor: "How's your headache?" Patient: "She's out of town." [related_articles] Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
Joke: The Unsatisfied Wife and the Wafting Husband
A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The man has no issues but the woman can’t reach an orgasm, she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm.
Joke: His Wife Has Needs...
My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said aggressively, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”
Have You Heard This Joke? The Supportive Wife
When he got home, the man excitedly told his wife about his experience at the social security office. She sniffed at him, “You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too.” Images: Depositphotos.com Scroll below for more funny jokes!