Joke: Little Johnny's Dad
Johnny said, "My dad is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E and if he was here today, he would give us all 20:1 odds Jeff will never be able to spell "accountant."
Joke: Dad, I Need Money
Scroll below for more funny jokes! Dear Dad, I'm Really Sorry, But... funny, hilarious, joke, humor, dad, student, letter, college A college student writes home to ask for money from his dad. Little did he know that his dad would have a rather curt reply...
Joke: Who Has the Fastest Dad?
Joke: Who Has the Fastest Dad? joke Three kids are talking about their fathers and comparing them.
This Joke Starts With a Dad & Son Walking Into a Drugstore
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex," the man replies matter-of-factly. "Oh I see," replies the boy, pensively. "I've heard of that in health class at school."
Funny Collection: 70 Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes!
Funny Collection: 70 Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes! funny, joke collection Funny Collection: 70 Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes!
This Joke Starts With a College Student Writing to His Dad
Dad Joke: The Salty Tea
Content Joke: A Hard Tea to Swallow joke A man was out to lunch with his friend one day....
Prepare Yourself For the Greatest Dad Jokes Ever Written
Get ready for some surprisingly clever dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you crack a smile. 1. These drinks are a little too strong for me 2. The upsides of Lockdown 3. I see what you did there 4. A helpful twist on a classic childhood song 5. Linda doesn’t seem convinced 6.
Joke: Mom & Dad's Explanations MAY Differ Wildly...
Joke: Ah, That Explains the Family Differences quotes, inspiration When a little girl begins to ask questions about the appearance of the human race, her mom and dad have vastly differing explanations...
Joke: Mom and Dad's New Wife
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Funny Joke: Can You Do That In Reverse, Dad?
Scroll below for more funny jokes! The Prudish Son and the Sausage Factory funny, hilarious, joke, pig, humor, baba recommends, factory, sausage When a father takes his snobbish son to tour his sausage factory, the son isn't impressed in the slightest. The father soon becomes infuriated...
Is This the Most Careless Dad in the World?
Why won't this careless dad notice that his kid is getting banged in the head? Probably because his kid is a real dummy! Great prank that also gives us some hope for humanity, after seeing the shocked reaction of the strangers that rushed to help! Is This the Most Careless Dad in the World?
This One Begins with a Phone Call to Dad...
"Dad," he said, "there's an amazing program here that teaches dogs to talk!" That's amazing!' his dad said. 'How do I get Blue into that program?' 'Just send him down here with $2,000,' the son said. 'I'll get him into the course.' So his father sent the dog and $2,000.
The Differences Between Moms & Dads Are Often Hilarious!
When Dad visits vs. when Mom visits. 3. Moms and dads can be so different... [related_articles] 4. How Mom treats the cat vs. how Dad treats the cat. 5. Dad's "no" vs. Mom's "no". 6. Dad knows best when it comes to McDonald's toys! 7. What Mom thinks of sales vs. what Dad thinks of sales. 8.
These Men Will Go Down in History As Legendary Super-Dads!
You can do this by throwing on a fun costume or making a dad joke that makes your child laugh out loud, or just be unbelievably sweet and thoughtful. Here are some dads that really take the first prize for fathering with their hilariously heartwarming antics. 1.
This Dad and Baby Workout is So Adorable.
This dad 'working out' with his little baby girl Lilly may be the sweetest thing you see all day, as the father follows the baby workout program, and hey, it's not as easy as it looks, these babies work hard every day to stay in shape.
The Evolution of Dad Dancing - Hilarious!
That is why fathers, over many generations, have innovated and perfected the 'dad dance'. That type of dancing that manages to emberass your children while giving the appearance of a real dance. So without further a-do, here is the evolution of dad dancing!
Most Dads Can Relate to These Cute and Hilarious Photos
Father's day is upon us and to commemorate all the dad's out there, below is a photo series captured by photographer Giedre Gomes , whose aim in taking these charming photos, was to honor great dads and fathers that are involved in their children's lives.
These 18 Dads Are Bad, Crazy & Lazy: Sound Familiar?
And since laughter is the best medicine for our ills, why not crack a few laughs at 18 of the most hilarious photos of dads have been caught doing when they thought no one was watching? Mischievous Dad 1. I love my kids. They're unique...or are they? 2.
Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her
After laying there for a few moments, the young man excuses himself and calls his dad again. "Now what do I do?" he asks. His father replies, "Look at her naked body. Then, take the hardest part of your body and put it where she urinates!" is the dad's advice.
Could This Be The Most Embarrassing Dad? - Funny!
For more funny photos -- click here>> Could This Be The Most Embarrassing Dad? - Funny! funny, parenting, most popular, for parents, funny photos If parenting were a game, Dale would definitely be a winner!
Cute Corner: The Most Adorable Cat Dad
We always hear about the cat mother, but rarely do we see a good cat DAD. Well, await ye no longer because we've got a fluff ball of a father here to show you to pass life in the sweetness for a few minutes of kitty time. Enjoy!
The Lying Dad: A Beautiful and Inspiring Story
A Beautiful Tale: "My Dad's Story" video, story, touching, love, father, daughter, drama This beautiful story of love between father and daughter is one you won't soon forget.
It's Amazing What This Dad and Son Did to an Old School Bus!
He and his dad bought an old school bus for $4,500 and set to work converting it into a dream motor home. Take a look at the impressive results: It all started with an old school bus that was previously owned by a church. It had been well-maintained and the mileage was low.