Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!
Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes! Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes! joke, collection Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!
Joke: The Lion's Birthday Party
Q: Today is the lion king’s birthday party. All animals except for one arrive. Which animal is missing and why? A: The elephant is missing because he is still stuck in the fridge. Q: Sally must cross an alligator-infested river in order to safely make it out of a huge jungle.
Have You Heard This Joke? Forgot Her Birthday...
When he reached his office, he immediately went to his best friend's office and shouted: "Mark, you have to help me - I think it's my wife's birthday today and I completely forgot about it!" Mark calmed him down and opined that he should send his wife several gifts throughout the day.
Hilarious: These Mishaps Make For The Happiest Birthdays
Birthdays like these really are the best. Have a look at this rip-roaring, rib-tickling compilation of assorted birthday fails that you'll happily return to watch again and again.
Beethoven’s 250th Birthday Will Be Something Special
Beethoven’s 250th birthday is fast approaching and the world is ready to celebrate, and no one more so than the residents of his hometown Bonn in Germany.
I Know What I Want For My Birthday!
So, what do you say, will you buy this for my next birthday? ;) I Know What I Want For My Birthday! amazing, video, technology, led, TV World's Largest LED TV - Wow!
Find Out How Unique Your Birthday Is!
So some birthdays must be more common than others. So now is your chance to find out: How rare is my birthday date? Instructions: Each square represents a certain day of the year. The darker the square, the more common the date as people's birthdays. The brighter it is - the more rare.
Hilarious Birthday Bloopers Make the Best Belly Laughs
Most of us wish birthdays came more than once a year. But for these unlucky few, they need a new one right away because it just went hilariously wrong... Hilarious Birthday Bloopers funny, video, hilarious, birthday, bloopers, fail These hilarious birthday bloopers will have you laughing all day!
With These, I Wish It Were My Birthday Every Day.
It used to be enough to make a really delicious cake for a birthday, something with a lot of sugar and some sprinkles. These days, however, we see some incredible creations of art that turn a birthday into an art exhibit!
Guide: Make a Princess Birthday Cake!
Guide: Make a Princess Birthday Cake! food, girl stuff, cake, princess cake Learn how to make a lovely princess cake that will charm any girl!
It's My Birthday, I'll Have a Drink If I Want To (Funny)
The bartender gave her the drink, and she said, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it's today." The bartender said, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one's on me." As the lady finished her drink, a woman, to her right, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink, too."
I Thought Writing Birthday Messages Was a Piece of Cake!
If you don't understand why, just have a look at some of these funny pictures of birthday cake fail designs that weren't quite what the customer asked for: 1. Dear Mr. B aker, just write 'Happy birthday'. Thank you. 2. Please write 'thanks for a great year' in purple. Okay? 3. Dear Mr.
Birthday Coming Up? Don’t Let the Lockdown Bring You Down
These are a few people who felt that pang very recently, and whose loved ones decided that no birthday shall go uncelebrated this year. Sure, these makeshift parties may not be the full swing birthday bashes we're accustomed to.
Betty White Just Got an Amazing 93rd Birthday Surprise!
This birthday, Betty got a special surprise... Betty White Gets A Birthday Surprise video, surprise, birthday, betty white At age 93, Betty White is still active and acting. This birthday, she got a very special musical surprise...
Joke: The Tricky Questions...
Then he asked another question: "All the animals went to the tiger's birthday party, except one animal, which one was it?" The teacher a bit confused and said "The tiger?" Then the student said, "No, the giraffe because he's still in the fridge."
Joke: The Husband, the Wife and the Threesome
There was a man who was very happily married, but, every birthday he would have the same fantasy request of his wife: He wanted a threesome, and every year the wife says no. This continues on for several years until finally, the wife has enough and agrees.
Joke: A Blonde Interview
replies the blonde, "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'" Joke: A Blonde Interview funny, joke A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview. The interviewer decides to start with the basics...
Joke: The Blind Shopkeeper
A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She said, "Excuse me, sir.
Joke: The Old Lady and the Gentleman-For-Hire
Content Joke: The Wicked Call joke A little old lady checked into a motel on her 70th birthday, but she was a bit lonely...
Joke: The Irish Father and His Son
An Irishman took his son to the bar on his birthday to buy him his first drink. The father bought his son a stout, but he didn't like it and didn't want to drink it. The father decided to drink it for him and ordered an ale instead. He didn't like it either.
This Joke Starts With an Aroused Widow
There she stood nude except for a black bra and a pair of black lacy panties, and he in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asked: "Why the black underwear?" She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."
Today's Joke: A Large Wager...
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Joke: This Englishman's Wishes
On the day of their punishment the Sheikh who was going to whip them announced: "It's my wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."
Joke: Putin and the Resigning Ambassador
I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep, I last woke you up at 4 in the morning, but I thought it was only evening, I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday, I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow