Hilarious Joke: A Future in Politics
A country preacher had a teenage son, and it was time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.
Hilarious! What Was the First Profession???
A physician , an engineer , and a politician were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions. Each one of them thought they had this in the bag. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon.
Joke: The Future of Russia
Content Joke: Putin and the Journalist joke With the Russian Elections coming up, a reporter asks the Russian President a question...
Joke: A Boy and His Whisper
So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting with a bunch of her friends. "MUM," the boy yells at the top of his voice, "I GOTTA PISS! I GOTTA PISS!"
Joke: His Final Words
Content Joke: Ah...Whoops! joke Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments.
Joke: The Secret of His Success...
His old friend had been something of a "burnout" in high school, and this was the last place Joe expected to see him. Joe approached the man, and seized his hand. "Pete, it's Joe. From high school. It's sure been a long time. You look great! You must really be doing okay for yourself."
Joke: His First Jump
So the blond guy takes his parachute and sits nervously with everyone as they are preparing to jump. The light comes on and they start heading out the plane one by one. When it comes to his turn, the blond guy screams and jumps. For 10 beautiful seconds, he gets to fly and hover.
Joke: A Child and His Chocolate
"No," says the boy, "he minded his own bloody business." Joke: A Child and His Chocolate funny, joke, humor, chocolate A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar...
Joke: His Last Wishes...
Joke: His Last Wishes... funny, joke, slacker A good wife carries out the final wishes of her husband...
Joke: His Last Will and Testament
Hi Dan!' Joke: The Last Will and Cousin Dan funny, joke A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.
Joke: The Irish Father and His Son
An Irishman took his son to the bar on his birthday to buy him his first drink. The father bought his son a stout, but he didn't like it and didn't want to drink it. The father decided to drink it for him and ordered an ale instead. He didn't like it either.
Joke: The Depressed Man And His Problem
Joke: The Depressed Man And His Problem joke A man walks into a bar completely depressed because he can't tell his two horses apart. The barman immediately proposes a solution...
Joke: The Tortoise and His Stutter
Content Joke: The Stuttering Tortoise joke A long time ago, when animals ruled the lands, a band of tortoises...
Joke: The Trucker and His Wishes
Content Joke: The Trucker and the Emu joke An Australian trucker walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him...
Joke: His Wife Has Needs...
Joke: The Wife and Her Sudden Passion funny, joke, wife, marriage joke, joke about men, egg timer This joke begins with a husband being surprised by his wife's sudden need for...
Joke: The Rabbit and His Foxy Thesis
For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Rabbit and His Thesis funny, joke, lion, humor, wolf, fox, rabbit, animal joke, thesis, university joke This joke begins with a rabbit meeting a fox while on a stroll...
This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good-looking and athletic, but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt. "Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine.
Joke: The Magician and His Slide
Content Joke: The Magic Slide quiz Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. ...
Joke: The Cabby and His Buddies
Joke: A Wild Ride in the Taxi funny, speeding, joke, taxi, red light, cabby, taxi joke, car joke This joke begins with a man taking a cab in a hurry.
Great Joke: His First Confession
For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Burning Confession old man, buddhist, priest, confession, religion joke, senior joke This joke begins with an old man having his first confession.
This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. Things in the bedroom hadn’t been good for a while, so they were going at it over that. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. He began his working day, and didn’t hear a peep from his wife.
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Losing His Rolex
One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk, down on his hands and knees searching for something under a streetlight. The man asked the drunk what he was looking for so diligently and the drunk said he had tripped and his Rolex wristwatch had broken loose from his wrist.
Joke: The General and His Noisy Boots
Content Joke: The Loud Boots joke A retired Army General moves into a new apartment after quitting the service.
Joke: The Vet and His Outrageous Bill
Content Joke: Why is the Bill So Large? joke A woman brought a very limp duck to a veterinary surgeon.