Hilarious Joke: A Future in Politics
A country preacher had a teenage son, and it was time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.
Hilarious! What Was the First Profession???
A physician , an engineer , and a politician were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions. Each one of them thought they had this in the bag. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon.
Joke: A Boy and His Whisper
So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting with a bunch of her friends. "MUM," the boy yells at the top of his voice, "I GOTTA PISS! I GOTTA PISS!"
Joke: The Secret of His Success...
His old friend had been something of a "burnout" in high school, and this was the last place Joe expected to see him. Joe approached the man, and seized his hand. "Pete, it's Joe. From high school. It's sure been a long time. You look great! You must really be doing okay for yourself."
Joke: His First Jump
So the blond guy takes his parachute and sits nervously with everyone as they are preparing to jump. The light comes on and they start heading out the plane one by one. When it comes to his turn, the blond guy screams and jumps. For 10 beautiful seconds, he gets to fly and hover.
Joke: A Child and His Chocolate
"No," says the boy, "he minded his own bloody business." Joke: A Child and His Chocolate funny, joke, humor, chocolate A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar...
Joke: His Last Will and Testament
Hi Dan!' Joke: The Last Will and Cousin Dan funny, joke A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.
This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good-looking and athletic, but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt. "Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine.
Joke: The Irish Father and His Son
An Irishman took his son to the bar on his birthday to buy him his first drink. The father bought his son a stout, but he didn't like it and didn't want to drink it. The father decided to drink it for him and ordered an ale instead. He didn't like it either.
Joke: His Wife Has Needs...
Joke: The Wife and Her Sudden Passion funny, joke, wife, marriage joke, joke about men, egg timer This joke begins with a husband being surprised by his wife's sudden need for...
Joke: The Rabbit and His Foxy Thesis
For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Rabbit and His Thesis funny, joke, lion, humor, wolf, fox, rabbit, animal joke, thesis, university joke This joke begins with a rabbit meeting a fox while on a stroll...
Joke: The Cabby and His Buddies
Joke: A Wild Ride in the Taxi funny, speeding, joke, taxi, red light, cabby, taxi joke, car joke This joke begins with a man taking a cab in a hurry.
Today's Joke: His Last Wishes...
In his will, he asked for an elaborate funeral and his will allocated $100,000 dollars to cover its expenses. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Nancy turned to her oldest and dearest friend. "Ah well, Bill would be pleased," she said.
Great Joke: His First Confession
For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Burning Confession old man, buddhist, priest, confession, religion joke, senior joke This joke begins with an old man having his first confession.
This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. Things in the bedroom hadn’t been good for a while, so they were going at it over that. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. He began his working day, and didn’t hear a peep from his wife.
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Losing His Rolex
One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk, down on his hands and knees searching for something under a streetlight. The man asked the drunk what he was looking for so diligently and the drunk said he had tripped and his Rolex wristwatch had broken loose from his wrist.
Joke: This Man Desperately Needs His Aspirin
A man needs to get his winking under control or risk not being hired. He does this by using some aspirin... For more original BabaMail videos click here.
Hilarious Joke: The Lord and His Faithful Butler
The telephone rang in the stately home of Lord Armstrong in North Yorkshire, England and his butler answered the call. ‘It’s me. Please go to my wife’s bedroom and tell her that I’ll be home late from the club.’ I’m sorry, M'lord, her ladyship is already asleep.’
This Joke Starts With a Man Talking to His Wife
Scroll below for more funny jokes! How Life Changes Over 25 Years funny, hilarious, joke, humor, wife, apartment, blonde, hot, middle age A man is lamenting how 25 years ago he used to sleep with his 25 year old wife, who is now 50. She says he can always revert back...
Joke: The Priest and His Sunday Golf
He was amazed and excited, his mouth open in shock. The angel was a little shocked as well. He turned to God and said, "Begging Your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him." God smiled. "Think about it... who is he going to tell?!?"
Joke: What a Scotsman Has Under His Kilt...
The lad rushed home and donned his kilt. He decided to run to his girlfriend's house to show off his new purchase. Unfortunately, in his excitement, he forgot to wear his underwear. When his girlfriend answered the door, he pointed to his kilt and said, "Well, what'd ye think?"
Extremely Odd Professions You Won't Believe Exist!
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Silly Joke: The Fisherman and His Two Sons...
A fisherman and his wife have two children. But the issue was they had no idea what to name them. No name sounded about right, but one day they realized that whenever they left them in a room to their own devices, one kid faced the sea and the other faced away.
Is THIS the Future of Television?
Is THIS the Future of Television? amazing, technology, future, new, TV, flexible, transparent The future is here, and it's bringing with it amazing pieces of technology! Straight from the 2014 CES show, get a first look at the futuristic flexible and transparent displays.