Joke: 3 Old Ladies and a Memory Problem!
Content Joke: 3 Old Ladies and a Memory Problem! joke Two old ladies go visit their friend Mary. They sit down and after a while Mary says: "How foolish of me! I haven't even offered you coffee." So she gets up and gets the coffee.
Joke: The Old Lady and the Proctologist
A little old lady has an appointment with a proctologist. The proctologist does the exam and then discusses the results with her. He ends by saying, "Do you have any questions for me, Mrs. Smith?" The little old lady looks at him scoldingly and says "Yes. Does your mother know what you're doing?"
Joke: The Old Lady Shoplifter
Content Joke: The Dangerous Shoplifter joke An old lady gets caught shoplifting...
Joke: The Generous Old Lady
A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.
Joke: The Old Lady and the Bank CEO
An old lady walked into the Bank of America with a huge bag of money. She told the receptionist that she would like to meet the president of the bank as she wanted to deposit a large sum of money.
Joke: The Old Lady and the Gentleman-For-Hire
Content Joke: The Wicked Call joke A little old lady checked into a motel on her 70th birthday, but she was a bit lonely...
Joke: The Old Lady and the Rubber Gloves
Joke: The Old Lady and the Rubber Gloves joke A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves..
Hilarious: This Old Lady Knows What She Wants!
However, he had a problem... How to carry his entire purchase home. The feed store owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Hey, thanks!" said the biker, and out the door he went.
Have You Heard This One? 3 Guys, 3 Problems...
Joke: 3 Guys, 3 Problems... funny, joke, humor, cheating 3 guys sit and discuss a common problem in this hilarious joke.
Joke: The Little Old Lady and the Curious Officer
Curious, he immediately goes in and finds an old woman with two bags of trash dragging on the ground, one of them leaving $50 notes in its wake. He calls the woman to halt and approaches her. "Excuse me Mam, but one of your bags has a hole". He points out.
This Group of Old Ladies is Amazing. I'm Inspired.
The Optimists is the story of a group of distinguished old ladies, ages 60 to 98, who have returned to the glorious courts of volleyball after not having played a match in 30 years.
Old Ladies Save the Best Questions For the Right Moments...
Who said that old ladies don't have poignant and deeply relevant questions to ask? Believe us, they've been around, and they know exactly what hilarious inquiries need to be made!
Joke: Memory Loss Can Be a Problem...
Joke: I Know What the Problem Is... joke A distraught man, unknown to the psychiatrist, enters the clinic and begins to vent about his problems. It soon becomes apparent what they are...
When This Old Lady Gives a Speech, Everyone Laughs
A little old lady goes up to give a simple speech but instead gives what turns out to be a hilarious monologue. She's sharp and you're going to enjoy this one, guaranteed. Aging has never been this funny funny, video, stand up, aging, grandma ?
Funny Joke: Two Old Ladies and a Flower Show
Two little old ladies, Connie and Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Connie, leaned over and said: “Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore.
Old Ladies, a Park Bench & Some Indecent Exposure (Rude)
Three old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park.
Funny Joke: An Old Lady Gets Her Road Signs Confused
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
Funny Joke: The Old Lady Has an Important Question...
Groaned the old woman. "I was weak, and told him that he had to pay for rent of the attic with... ah... romantic favors," She continued, embarrassed. "You see my fiance had died in the war some years ago, and I was lonely."
How An Old Lady Won a Lot of Money. A Funny Tale!
This is a story that happened quite some time ago, in Manhattan, to a very rich old lady we shall call - Mrs. S . and how she accidently got $40,000 dollars. Many know Mrs. S from Manhattan, New York, mostly because she's rich and lives on the luxurious and well lit Fifth Avenue.
Meet Virginia Oliver - a 101-Year-Old Lobster Lady
Virginia Oliver is 101 years old, and she is Maine's oldest lobster trapper. Virginia's first experience with lobstering was at around age seven when she was helping out her father. Today, she and her son have taken over the family business.
Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge
An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, 'What did you steal?' She replied: 'a can of peaches.' The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
Funny: This Old Lady Says Marriage Is As Easy As 1,2,3,4
An 80-year-old lady was being interviewed by a local news station because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer began to ask her questions about her life: why she had decided to get remarried at 80, and for some information about her new husband.
You Won't Believe What This Little Old Lady Gets Up To!
It really is no secret that growing old can be a costly affair, but this sweet little old lady is taking it to the next level by dealing large quantities of drugs in a public park. At least, that's what the unsuspecting victims of this 'Just For Laughs' prank are led to believe!
You Won't Believe What This Little Old Lady Gets Up To...