Joke: Writing to Baby Jesus
The boy went to his room, got a stack of refill and a pen and began writing: 'Dear Baby Jesus, I've been good all year, can you please give me a bike for Christmas.' Then he looked at it and thought maybe that wasn't entirely true, so he tried again.
This Joke Starts With a College Student Writing to His Dad
A college student wrote a letter home: Dear folks, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me. Your son, Marvin P.S.
Kids Write the Darnedest Things...
However, every job has its perks, and this collection of 'things children write as answers' is proof that they at least get a good laugh once in a while! Kids Write the Darnedest Things... cute, funny, kids, adorable, answers Being a teacher can be a difficult job, especially with small children.
Writing Your Living Will: A Simple Straightforward Guide
Have you ever given any thought to writing out a Living Will?
I thought Writing Birthday Messages Was a Piece of Cake!
B aker, just write 'Happy birthday'. Thank you. 2. Please write 'thanks for a great year' in purple. Okay? 3. Dear Mr. Baker, I'll send you a USB stick with the picture I want. 4. Baker, can you write 'Happy Birthday' in Spanish? 5. Please write 'congratulations' as small as possible. 6.
What Would Our Pets Write In Their Diary?
What Would Our Pets Write In Their Diary? animals, funny, dog, cat, pets, diary We all know there are major differences between dogs and cats, but it was only after we found their secret diaries that we really understood how deep a difference it is...
A Poet's Deep Writing Still Resonates Centuries Later...
In Iran, his writing is regarded as esteemed Persian literature. His words about love, faith and hypocrisy are quoted in daily life and have even been set to music. His wise verses are highly inspirational and are still relevant today.
The Sublime Beauty of the Haiku Poem and How to Write One
In late medieval Japan, a new form of poetry arose, where different artists would write and exchange short stanzas, linking them together to form a longer poem, but the most important stanza was the first one, called hokku , as it helped set the entire tone of the collaborative poem, and a poet’s skill
QUIZ: Can We Write A Poem About You?
QUIZ: Can We Write A Poem About You? interactive, poem, poetry, personality test, literature, fun quiz Answer this quiz and we will write a poem that we think best describes you.
Some Words We Should Write on Our Hearts...
Some Words We Should Write on Our Hearts... photos, quotes, words Famous, funny, touching and true to life quotes that will leave you with a smile and a pondering thought!
Brilliant Teenage Boy Writes and Composes His Own Songs!
He writes and composes his own beautiful and heartfelt songs, and shows off his incredible talent that completely takes the judges of BGT by surprise after he sang a song dedicated to his girlfriend.
This Joke Begins With Two Communists...
If contrary to the media reports, the living conditions are good, and the reports about persecutions by the KGB false, then John will write a letter to Bob using black ink. This color would signify that the letter is to be taken at face value and communism is as good as they hoped.
Today's Joke: He Will Never Forget...
After chec king an elderly couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things, as their memory is getting worse. The couple thanked the doctor and left.
Joke: The Illiterate Job Seeker
"Can you write?" "No." "Can you at least add or subtract?" "Well no I can't do that either," the man says. "But I'm desperate for a job! I haven't a penny to my name and I'm starving!" "Well, alright here's a quarter to buy yourself something to eat." the manager gives him.
After Losing His Wife, Man Writes Tips to Fight Loneliness
"The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved." Mother Teresa Older people are especially vulnerable to loneliness and social isolation. As a result, it can have a serio..
Joke: The Unorthodox Doctor
The older doctor smiled as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?" Joke: The Unorthodox Method funny, joke, woman, doctor, pregnant, clinic A woman went to her doctor's clinic. She was seen by one of the doctors,...
Joke: A Terrible Confession
I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in writing as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.
Joke: Between Anger and Exasperation
A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked: “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?” The father replied: “It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean.” With that the father went to the telephone and dialed a number at random.
Joke: The Rabbit and His Foxy Thesis
A few days later the rabbit was again taking a break from writing and sure enough, a wolf came out of the bushes and was ready to set upon her. "Wait!" yelled the rabbit, "you can't eat me right now." "And why might that be, my furry appetizer?"
Joke: The Shepard, the Priest and Timbuktu
It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is a city in Africa.
Joke: What Time is It?
He picks up a piece of paper and writes in bold letters "I don't know what time it is!", sticks it on the car's window and goes back to sleep. The driver is again woken from his sleep by a knock on his window. The man knocking on the window says, "It's 8:10 AM, you're welcome!"
Joke: Enlglysh is a Pane!
Hear eye sit inn English class; the likelihood is that eye won't pass An F on my report card wood bee worse than swallowing glass It's knot that eye haven't studied, often till late at knight Butt the rules are sew confusing, eye simply can't get them write Hour teacher says, "Heed my advice, ewe must
Joke: The Idiot Savant
Peter merely snaps his finger and produces a dozen large whiteboards and proceeds to write up the whole markup from memory. After careful examination, the Physicist reluctantly agrees that he is correct, and with one snap of the finger, St. Peter sends him to the fiery gates of hell.
A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!
For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Rough Landing funny, joke, plane, pilot, landing This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.