Joke: The Newlyweds and the Disappointed Priest
For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Newlyweds and the Disappointed Priest joke, church, priest, abstinence, newlyweds, lovemaking joke, religion joke A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements...
Joke: What's a Priest is Doing in Hell?
A priest appears at the gate to hell. Surprised, because priests were rare in hell, a demon gets curious and jumps into the priest's path. "How'd you die?" he thunders at him. The priest replied, "I had a heart attack." Demon: "Alright, what happened?"
Joke: The Couple, The Priest and the Miracle Birth
About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, “I know what we’ll do. After I’ve operated on the priest, I’ll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle.”
Joke: The Priests, the Car and the Warning
Two priests are tending the lawns outside the church. As they see the car they wave their hands and point at a sign outside the church says "Beware! The End is Near! Turn yourself around Right Now before it's too late!"
Joke: The Shepard, the Priest and Timbuktu
A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is a city in Africa.
This Joke Starts With a Rabbi, Priest and a Minister
A rabbi, priest, and a minister are out fishing in a boat on a big lake when the priest realizes that he has to go to the bathroom.
This Joke Starts With a New Priest Getting Advice
A newly ordained priest, nervous about hearing confessions, finally asks an older priest to observe how he does and give some tips.
Funny Joke: An Italian Man Visits a Priest For Confession
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.
Joke: The Priest and His Sunday Golf
Joke: The Priest, the Angel and the Perfect Golf Swing funny, joke There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession.
Have You Heard This Joke? The Rabbi and His Priest
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.
This Priest Makes Beautiful Miniature Palm Crosses (Joke)
There was a priest who was part of it that used to give out miniature palm crosses that he made by hand. One Sunday, he announced that he would be giving them out. The congregation in the church that day reacted with glee. "Put this cross in the room where your family argues most," he advised.
This Joke Starts With a Priest Fed Up of People "Falling"
There was this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word.
Hirarious: Poor Priest's Joke Causes Chinese Whispers
With jokes, it's usually the way you tell them that counts, but sometimes you've just got to be careful of upsetting someone.
Uproarious: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest!
" That's okay ," said the man. " We're not welcome at Home Depot, either. " Scroll below for more funny jokes! Uproarious: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest! funny, hilarious, joke, humor, baba recommends, priest, newlyweds These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...
Funny: A Rabbi and a Priest Decide to Buy a Car Together
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between them.
Hilarious: The Young Priest's Ideas Are a Bit Out There
An elderly priest, speaking to a younger priest, said: "It was a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now."
Hilarious! How Do You Explain Marriage to a Priest?
For more original BabaMail videos click here Joke: The Seminar video, joke, wife, husband, marriage, priest, Italy, italian, anniversary Every couple has their own idea about the secret to a long marriage. But this old fellow, Giuseppe, probably takes the prize for the most novel one!
A Romantic Heart Beats in This Singing Priest's Chest
This couple never expected their priest to surprise them with a song, but that's exactly what he did, and in such a way that left no dry eye in the house.
Funny: When 8 Priests Come Face-to-Face with Lingerie
When two priest friends are out shopping, they accidentally wander into Ireland's largest lingerie section. So, fearing scandal they try to get out. But amazingly they bump into six other priests! Just how do you think they manage to extricate themselves from this most delicate of situations?
Joke: The Holy Drunk
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says: “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ!” The priest says: “No son, you’re not.” So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says: “Man, I’m Jesus Christ!” The priest says: “No son, I'm afraid you’re not.”
Joke: The Graveyard Music
Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
Hilarious Joke! Pay Attention in Confession!
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'
Funny Joke: The Marriage Seminar...
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Great Joke: His First Confession
He tells the priest that on Friday night, he’d been in the bar when he met a young woman. “Maybe 22,” he says. “A gorgeous blonde. I started lusting, Father.” “Yes,” says the priest, “Lust is a dangerous sin, my son.” “There’s more,” says the man.