Joke: The Old Man's Secret
A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods When they go there they see he is chopping wood and carrying it all by himself. He is active and healthy and has the body of a forty-year-old man. They ask him "What is your secret?"
This Joke Starts With a Young Man Talking to An Old Man
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his expensive wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel." "I invested that nickel in an apple.
This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger
An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife...
This Old Man Chose the Wrong Wife to Cross!
This swanky old man is young at heart. He pulls up in his fancy convertible car and his gold chains and gives the hot young ladies sitting on a nearby park bench some of his best seduction moves. A wink here and a thumbs up there, and these ladies are smitten with this Casanova grandpa.
Hilarious: He's a Lucky Old Man... Or Is He?
An 84-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears, the old man answers, "I'm in love with a 22-year-old woman." "Well, what's wrong with that?" asks the young man.
Great Joke: What's Your Secret, Old Man?
Roger, 88, married Jenny, a beautiful 45-year-old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
This Joke Starts With An Old Man Using Cold Water to Clean
John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfather prepared a breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.
Never Make Fun of An Old Man, Because You Never Know...
This group of friends were playing soccer, when old grandfather Memo came and insisted he be given a place on one of the teams. While they didn't want to disrespect their elders, they weren't happy about it. That is, until the old man gives the game a real twist.
This Old Man Kept His Amazing Voice Secret Until He Was 60
Martin Hurkens is a 60-year-old Dutch baker, whose daughter secretly enlisted him to appear on Holland's Got Talent. After mulling it over, the surprised old man actually went through with the show.
Joke: The Old Man, the Young Man and the Potato
A young man moves to the beach area and is trying to meet women, but isn't having much luck. One day, the young guy is walking down the beach, and he passes an old guy, who is completely surrounded by young beautiful women in bikinis vying for his attention.
Today's Joke: A Desperate Man
Hoping against hope that it is water, he starts running towards what he thinks is an oasis, only to find a little old man with a little stand, full of ties. 'Hey you, do you have water?' Pants the criminal. The old man replied, 'I have already finished my water, but would you like to buy a tie?
Hilarious: An Old Woman Won't Be Beaten Twice
An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. The whole street could hear them screaming and yelling whenever they had a confrontation. The old man used to say: “I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
This Old Man Opted for a Hilarious Makeover...
In this short, an old man decides it's time to "get back out there" and goes through a painful and creative makeover to make him young again.
Old Men, Gorillas and Everything - Great Jokes!
" A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
This Joke Starts With a Man Trying to Steal a Hat
An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Rather than purchasing a new one, he decided he would go to church and steal one out of the vestibule.
This Man is 70 Years Old?? Unbelievable.
Sam "Sonny" Bryant is 70 years old. But if you saw him in the gym, you'd swear he was 30 years younger. If you saw his body alone, you'd swear he was 50 years younger. This 70 year old bodybuilder actively participates in competitions while being twice the age of most other contestants.
This Joke Starts With A Man Pulling Up Next to a Ferrari
A hip young man goes out and buys himself an expensive car: A Ferrari 599 GTO. It costs him almost $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about 75 years old) pulls up next to him.
This Joke Starts With a Worried Man at His Annual Physical
The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him. "Well, to tell you the truth, Doc, yes," answered the patient. "You see, I seem to be getting forgetful.
Hilarious: An Old Worker Has a Bet With a Young Worker
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. 'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,' he said.
The Smartest Dresser in Berlin Is an 86-Year Old Tailor
Yet, even I was stunned when I saw the incredible fashion sense of this 86-year-old gentleman who lives in Berlin. Every day he strolls into work wearing a new suit of some kind, which prompted photographer Zoe Spawton to start snapping a picture of him every morning.
This Joke Starts With An Old Man, a Boy and a Donkey
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.
Funny: The Doctor's Advice Gets This Old Woman in Trouble
Several days later, the old woman returned to the doctor, and he asked her if his suggestions worked. “Oh, Doctor!” she exclaimed. “It was horrible!
An Old Man Teaches a Businessman a Valuable Life Lesson
We can all learn a lot from this story of a business man and the mysterious old man he met one day...
Joke: The Old Man's Reason For Ceasing to Attend Synagogue
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to temple. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him.