Old Ladies, a Park Bench & Some Indecent Exposure (Rude)
Three old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park.
Ladies, the Last Laugh Is Reserved Entirely for You!
Here are some words of advice and comfort for all you ladies out there. Get ready to do what you do best: laugh your heart out! 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3.
Joke: The Lady Stowaway
A young lady, jobless and spurned by her lover, heads to the Manhattan docks to drown herself. She has nothing, no friends, no family, she just wants to end it all. And as she's about to jump, a handsome young sailor shouts, "stop! Don't do it!!"
Wow, What an Inspirational Lady This Singer Is!
Wow, What an Inspirational Lady This Singer Is! music, talent show, soul, Ivy Grace, Whitney Houston This lady came all the way from the Philippines to deliver this soulful performance. She has to win the competition now!
Joke: The Old Lady and the Proctologist
A little old lady has an appointment with a proctologist. The proctologist does the exam and then discusses the results with her. He ends by saying, "Do you have any questions for me, Mrs. Smith?" The little old lady looks at him scoldingly and says "Yes. Does your mother know what you're doing?"
Joke: The Old Lady and the Bank CEO
An old lady walked into the Bank of America with a huge bag of money. She told the receptionist that she would like to meet the president of the bank as she wanted to deposit a large sum of money.
Hilarious: This Old Lady Knows What She Wants!
In the parking lot, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost and asked if he could tell her the way to 1603 Mockingbird Lane. The biker said, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane." We can take a shortcut down this alley and be there in no time".
All the Ladies Will Be Playing This Song Again & Again
For all the men who are looking for a spring chicken, and for all the older ladies who feel that they deserve more – this wonderful and amusing music video is for you. Watching it once isn't enough, it's just too funny. Older Ladies are Divine!
This Joke Starts With a Christian Lady On a Business Trip
There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her. One time she was sitting next to a man.
This Group of Old Ladies is Amazing. I'm Inspired.
The Optimists is the story of a group of distinguished old ladies, ages 60 to 98, who have returned to the glorious courts of volleyball after not having played a match in 30 years.
Watch the First Lady Doing the Evolution of the "Mom Dance"
Recently, the United States’ First Lady, Mrs. Michelle Obama returned to The Tonight Show and partook in a skit with Jimmy Fallon. The two of them proceeded to do the a new version of the “Mom Dance” to the surprise and delight of the audience.
When This Old Lady Gives a Speech, Everyone Laughs
A little old lady goes up to give a simple speech but instead gives what turns out to be a hilarious monologue. She's sharp and you're going to enjoy this one, guaranteed. Aging has never been this funny funny, video, stand up, aging, grandma ?
Old Ladies Save the Best Questions For the Right Moments...
Who said that old ladies don't have poignant and deeply relevant questions to ask? Believe us, they've been around, and they know exactly what hilarious inquiries need to be made!
Lady Obama Presents: Evolution of Mom Dance!
Whatever else you think of her, you've got to hand it to first lady Michelle Obama , she doesn't just talk about getting up and doing some physical activity, she also demonstrates! And she's quite a good dancer, as she demonstrates the evolution of mom dances!
Joke: The Little Old Lady and the Curious Officer
"Well, you see Mr.Officer," the old lady explains, "I have a lovely house at the end of the street and it just so happens to be right next to a very famous bar. I don't mind the noise but every night there are always some drunkards that piss all over my garden."
This Lovely Lady Has a Message For the Manager (Hilarious)
"Tell him," she says, "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies' room." Scroll below for more funny jokes!
What a Gag: This Boy Knows How to Charm the Ladies!
Little Casanova buys a glass of milk and red roses and tries to seduce the 'hot ladies'. After a flirt and a wink, he closes the deal. An adorable gag that had me smiling and laughing the whole time.
This Joke Starts With a Middle-aged Lady Going to Hospital
I'm Gonna Get Some Work Done, Honey funny, hilarious, joke, woman, humor, heart attack, God, lady, plastic surgery, middle age A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...
Joke: An Old Lady Is Intrigued By the Dentist's Odd Story
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves... "Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?" She said, "No?"
Funny Joke: Two Old Ladies and a Flower Show
Two little old ladies, Connie and Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Connie, leaned over and said: “Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore.
Hilarious: Four Catholic Ladies Boast About Their Kids
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, "my son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father." The second Catholic women chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop.
Funny Joke: An Old Lady Gets Her Road Signs Confused
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
Funny: This Old Lady Says Marriage Is As Easy As 1,2,3,4
An 80-year-old lady was being interviewed by a local news station because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer began to ask her questions about her life: why she had decided to get remarried at 80, and for some information about her new husband.
Wow! Lady Luck Was Smiling on These Survivors That Day!
For centuries, people have been fascinated with heroes who have managed to survive great dangers and hardship. For example, way back in 800 B.C.E, the Greek poet Homer wrote The Odyssey , one of th..