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Joke: This Nun Is a Little Judgemental

Standing outside the bar was a nun holding a tin cup. As the man threw a few bucks into her cup the nun launched into a long tirade about the evils of alcohol. She went on and on about how alcohol was tearing apart the fabric of society, how it was the root of all the city's problems.

Joke: The Gasing Nun

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This Joke Begins With a Smoking Nun...

Two nuns were in the back of the convent smoking a cigarette, when one said, "It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the butts so that Mother Superior doesn't find them."

Joke: Two Nuns Shopping For Booze

Joke: Two Nuns Shopping For Booze joke Two nuns are shopping in the liquor section of a food store...

Joke: The Most Peculiar Nuns...

The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business." "Very well, my son. Please follow me."

Joke: The Priest, the Nun and the Blizzard

A priest and a nun are on a trip to a faraway monastery when their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere as a blizzard rages above them. They find a deserted cabin and take shelter. They find a sleeping bag, a bed, and a pile of blankets.

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Nun Talking to God

One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others.

Joke: The Bar, the Nun and the Fig Leaf

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

Have You Heard This One? The Nuns Visit NYC!

Two Irish nuns have just arrived to the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

This Nun Doesn't Seem to Be Having a Good Morning...

One morning, a young nun woke up, got out of bed, and dressed for the day ahead. She then left her room and headed downstairs for breakfast. As she walked down a corridor, she passed two older nuns, one of whom said: "You got out of the wrong side of bed this morning."

Hilarious: This Nun's Improvisation Draws Some Attention

Scroll below for more funny jokes! A Nun and Her Clever Improvisation... funny, hilarious, joke, humor, nun, catholic, sister, gas station This nun cannot find a gas can, so she decides to improvise...

Have You Heard This One? The Nuns Visit NYC!

Two Irish nuns have just arrived to the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

The Nun Was the Most Beautiful the Cabbie Had Ever Seen

A nun gets into a cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me.

Two Naughty Nuns Try to Break Free from Their Bad Habits

If you are in the habit of laughing at nun jokes, you've sure come to the right place. In fact you might say you've struck the superior motherload! Video by Fabrizio Fenech For more original BabaMail videos click here He Could Have Showed Some Respect: They Were Nuns!

Joke: The Shocked Mother Superior

She walks into the dining room and announces to all the nuns to be quiet and listen. "I was walking around the gardens, as I do." She says in a loud voice, "When I found some disturbing things! For one, I found a man's underpants!" All the nuns are taken aback except for one, who is smiling.

Joke: The Magic Scales

A nun was flying to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down, waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So, she thought to herself, "I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me."

Joke: The Mother Superior Really Needs to Calm Down..

The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen.

It Looks Like the Camel's Gone and Humped Itself (Joke)

A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die. They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.

Joke: What Are We Going to Do Without a Camel?

A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die. They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.