This Joke Starts With an Old Couple Sitting on Their Porch
An elderly couple who had just celebrated their fiftieth anniversary were sitting on their porch, relaxing. Both were simply reading a book and rocking on their chairs. When suddenly, the wife looks at her husband and whacks him across the head, and goes back to her knitting.
This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple Lying in Bed
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting. " Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
Who Knew That a Couple Could Be So Close? (Funny Joke)
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them.
Oh My! This Randy Old Couple Are at It Again!
An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, went to a relations therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have intercourse?"
This Joke Begins With a Couple Looking for a Child...
However, when asked about their profession, the couple said that they run a circus. Hearing that made the social workers raise an eyebrow. It didn't sound so good to them, an environment with animals, that is moving all the time? Doubts were raised about their suitability as parents.
Joke: Three Couples on Their Honeymoons
Three couples check into a hotel for their honeymoons. The man at the front desk has a game he likes to play. When the first couple checked in, he asked the bride what her job was. She said she was a maid. The man thought to himself "Maids are hot. This guy's going to have a fun honeymoon."
This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple At a Travel Agency
The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.
This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger
Obviously, they were thinking, "That poor old couple...all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man began to eat his fries, a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
It's a Pleasure Watching This Couple Dance This Old Dance
This Couple Are Revolutionizing Shag Dancing dancing, video, dancer, baba recommends, shag dance, championship, swing, rhythm Even if you're not a fan of swing music, you cannot help but admire this talented couple.
Funny Joke: Just Like the Old Days...
Janet asked. " To get my teeth! " For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: Like You Used to Do... funny, old, joke, humor, couple, senior This joke starts with an old couple sitting together...
Joke: The Couple, The Priest and the Miracle Birth
About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, “I know what we’ll do. After I’ve operated on the priest, I’ll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle.”
This Joke Starts With a Couple Making Love In Their Room
"No," says Lena, wondering how this conversation came about in the middle of their intimacy. "How did you get so smart?" Ole says, "Remember last night when we ran out of toilet paper and had to use the pages out of magazines?" "Yes, I remember," says Lena.
This Joke Begins With a Couple Going to a Strip Club
We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab.
A Couple Get Into Bed On Their Wedding Night (Joke)
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
Joke: An Old Lady Is Intrigued By the Dentist's Odd Story
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves... "Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?" She said, "No?"
I Want to Share This Old Man's Advice with You
The presentation is accompanied by music To start the music click on "play" A 92-year-old man, short, very well-presented, who took great care of his appearance, was moving into an old people’s home one day. His wife of 70 years had recently died, and he was obliged to leave his home.
This Joke Starts With a Young Couple Going On a Honeymoon
A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After two weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and family. Since this was a new home, the process took some time.
6 Natural Teeth-Whitening Methods You Should Know About
Maintaining that white glow to your teeth is not always easy, especially as we age. Luckily, nature provides us with a range of natural teeth whiteners that you can easily find in your own kitchen.
Couples Passionate About Each Other Practice These Rituals
It's amazing to think what miraculous things can happen between a couple when new positive, behavior patterns are developed. Here are 8 things you can try: 1. Before you get started on your busy day, take a moment to cuddle in bed. This need not last long, even a minute will do.
Joke: The Old Lady and the Proctologist
A little old lady has an appointment with a proctologist. The proctologist does the exam and then discusses the results with her. He ends by saying, "Do you have any questions for me, Mrs. Smith?" The little old lady looks at him scoldingly and says "Yes. Does your mother know what you're doing?"
These Couples Show Us That You're Never Too Old to Find Love
Let’s toast these truly inspiring couples a happy life. Double the joy: Dana marries 87-year-old Bill on her 100th birthday Source: Alex Slitz Geneva and Manual's first ceremony was rushed due to WW2. 80 years later they have a proper wedding.
Joke: The Old Man's Secret
A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods When they go there they see he is chopping wood and carrying it all by himself. He is active and healthy and has the body of a forty-year-old man. They ask him "What is your secret?"
This Joke Starts With Two Canaries Sharing a Cage
Resigning himself to return to his side of the cage, he languished about for a bit then made one final effort. He went halfway across the cage and stated, "Well, could we at least talk?" This time she replied, "Oh, I am so sorry I have been so mean.
Joke: An Old Snake at the Doctor's
An old snake goes to see his doctor and says, ”I need something for my eyesssss… I can’t see very well these daysssss.” The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks. The snake comes back in two weeks and tells the doctor that he’s very depressed.