Hilarious! The Funny Sayings of the 'Jewish' Buddha
But what happens when you take Buddha's renowned quotes and pair them with Jewish traditions? Now imagine for a moment a place where Zen meets Judaism, just for laughs, it might look something like these funny quotes.
Hilarious: The World's Only Jewish Samurai...
After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!
This Joke Starts With a Guy Getting a Nice Jewish Dog
A guy gets a new dog, a nice Jewish dog. He names the dog Einstein and trains Einstein to do a couple of tricks. He can't wait to show Einstein off to his neighbor. A few weeks later when the neighbor finally comes over, the guy calls Einstein into the house, bragging about how smart he is.
Joke: The Jewish Bra
Tim goes into Macy's, to the lingerie department, and he says to the salesgirl, "My wife has sent me in for a Jewish bra, size 32B, and she said that you'd know what I meant." The saleslady says, "Boy, it's been a long time since anybody's asked me for a Jewish bra.
I Was Hitler's Jewish Neighbor: Incredible Testimony
This man, Edgar Joseph Feuchtwanger, a Jewish Historian, born in Munich, Germany, actually lived on the same street as the Infamous Fuhrer while a child, and frequently saw him. Edgar's father was imprisoned at Dachau, but managed to be released.
A Jewish Man, An Italian & A Frenchman Discuss Lovemaking
The old Jewish man says, "Well last week my wife and I made love too. I rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made love and she screamed for 6 hours. The Italian and Frenchman were stunned.
The Original Frankenstein’s Monster: the Golem of Prague
The Maharal was a Jewish scholar, a mystic and a philosopher.
Christian, Jewish or Muslim - Jerusalem is Holy to All
Jerusalem. A place where history shook the world. This 5,000 year old city is holy to not one but three major religions - Christianity, Judaism and Islam. It has seen many rulers and has accumulate..
Everybody Wants to Go Visit Israel - And This Is Why!
Not only is it the only country in the world with a majority Jewish population, it, perhaps uniquely, also offers the traveler premier modern and ancient sights.
Joke: The New School
An eleven-year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a private Catholic school.
The Nun Was the Most Beautiful the Cabbie Had Ever Seen
I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a fancy dress party." Scroll below for more funny jokes!
Discover the Graceful Words and Wisdom of This Tragic Soul
Here are 12 of her most inspirational quotes: [related_articles] 12 Inspirational Anne Frank Quotes inspirational, war, quotes, baba recommends, WWII, Jewish, Dutch, Anne Frank Anne Frank's diary is full of inspiring and wise quotes that show just how mature and ahead of her time she really was.
I've Never Seen a Town As Blue As This African One!
With the historic founding of Israel shortly after World War II , almost all of the city’s Jewish population took the chance to wave goodbye to Chefchaouen and start a new life back in their true fatherland .
Take a Look At 14 Ancient and Impressive Mosaic Pieces
A mosaic from the side hall of the bathhouse Khirbat al-Mafjar (c. 8th century BC) image source: Radomil , Pentocelo~commonswiki , Butko 14 Intricate Mosaic Works From Times Past art, antique, Jewish, antiques, mosaic, Romans, archeology, artworks Archaeological excavations reveal more and more mosaics
Joke: What's the Difference?
An old Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, looks around him and suddenly freezes when he sees a Chinese man. He gets up and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Chinese man cries, holding his nose."What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor!" the Jewish man says.
This Joke Begins With a Man's Complaint to His Rabbi...
A middle-aged Jewish man goes to his rabbi and says, "Rabbi, you gotta help me. It's my son. For 30 years he's a Jew, and now bam! He says he's a Christian!" "Funny you should say that," the Rabbi replies. "I'm having the same problem with my kid. Let's go see Rabbi Rabinowitz, the Elder.
I'm Not Going to Buy Him a Drink (Hilarious Joke)
A Nazi walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older orthodox Jewish man seated at a nearby table. Barman, he says, "A round on me, for all your patrons, but not for the old Jewish geezer right there."
The Man Who Saved 669 Children
Sir Nicholas Winton organised the rescue and passage to Britain of about 669, Czechoslovakian children, mostly Jewish, destined for the Nazi death camps before World War II in an operation known as the Czech Kindertransport. This video is the BBC Program "That's Life" aired in 1988.
Joke: The Greatest Samurai in the World
Joke: The Dying Accountant
An old Jewish accountant is on his deathbed. Summoning his last bit of strength, he lifts his head and whispers: "Is my beloved wife Sarah here with me?" And Sarah says, "Yes, I am here." He then says: "Are my children -- my wonderful children -- are they here with me?"
Was Coco Chanel a Nazi Spy? Evidence Would Suggest So!
However, Coco Chanel, the founder of the well-known luxury brand, is not only accused off fraternizing with Nazi officials, but that she also capitalized on her powerful connections to oust Jewish business partners in her company. Her loyalty to the German party did not end there though.
Around the Globe: The Beaches and Views of Tel-Aviv!
It lies on the western coastline of the little Jewish country, and enjoys an endless stream of tourists who come to lounge on the clean, white beaches as well as the many restaurants, markets, coffee shops and busy night life that bejewel this travel destination.
These Are Truly Words to Live By...
Mosheh ben Maimon was a Jewish philosopher, astronomer and a prolific and influential Torah scholar and physician in the Middle Ages. His writings on Jewish law and ethics were met with acclaim and gratitude from most Jews and he rose to be the revered head of the Jewish community in Egypt.
Joke: The Pantomiming Pope
Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If the Jew won, the Jews could stay. If the Pope won, the Jews would leave. The Jews realized that they had no choice.