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Joke: The Lessons of Marriage

On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Susan was asked to give her friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. "Tell us Susan, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your husband?"

8 Important Lessons I’ve Learnt After Years of Marriage

Before we got married, we were warned that marriage is hard. That’s just a plain old fact. After 19 years, it’s safe to say that we’ve had our fair share of highs and lows. Because, just like any other relationship, ours is far from perfect.

Hilarious: Isn't Marriage a Funny Thing?

Death After bob died, everyone gathered at his funeral. Then the minister started to speak: "He was a model husband, a decent man, a terrific father.." The widow then makes a motion for her son to come to her. "What is it mother?" he whisper.

The 10 Rules of Marriage - Hilarious!

Those of you who are married may have notiecd that there is rhyme and reason to every marriage, and you must adjust in order to make it work. Here are 10 rules for marriage that you should definitely check out! 1. Every relationship was ordained from above, but then again, so do hurricanes... 2.

Funny Joke: The Marriage Seminar...

Peter's Catholic Church, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.

Joke: The ABCs of Marriage

After being married for 25 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her carefully, then said, "You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." "What does that mean?" she asked suspiciously. He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, and Hot!"

There Are Many Things to Say About Marriage...

Marriage can be sweet or sour, the most beautiful gift and the most horrible torture. Whatever it is, it definitely is a big part of life and as such has created some great thoughts and quotes. Here are some of my personal favorites!

Joke: A Confused Marriage Counselor

Content Joke: A Confused Marriage Counselor joke A man goes to a marriage counselor all by himself...

Joke: A Priest's Theory of Marriage

Joke: A Priest's Theory of Marriage joke A newly married Liam goes to the meet Father Charles...

Joke: The Three Arranged Marriages

I said surprise me when we meet after a week.” Friend: “Okay, that’s weird...But what happened when you met them after a week?” He says: “The first girl bought some new clothes, make-up, and jewelry and said she wanted to look good for me.”

The Secret to a Happy Marriage is Knowing These Tips!

Perhaps your marriage is a blissful paradise, or maybe sometimes you'd love nothing better than to strangle your partner.

This Video Reveals the Secrets of Long, Happy Marriages

We often wonder how some people's marriages seem to be so resilient. Through thick and thin, both parties involved seem to be able to make it through anything together. So what are the missing ingredients to a long, happy and successful marriage?

Joke: The Marriage Seminar Went Wrong

Peter's Catholic Church, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.

Punny Time: 25 Funny Marriage Puns!

Marriage is a very funny affair... Especially when we're talking Marriage Puns! Enjoy 25 hilarious puns about the world's oldest institute. Punny Time: 25 Funny Marriage Puns! collection, pun Marriage is a very funny affair... Especially when we're talking Marriage Puns!

Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About The Institute of Marriage!

Marriage joke collection Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About Marriage! joke, marriage, collection 110 short jokes, jokes and one liners about the famous institute of marriage.

For a Divorce-Proof Marriage These Tips Are All You Need

So if you want a rock solid marriage, one that will go the long haul - read these words of advice carefully, and write them on your heart! 99 Tips for a Divorce-Proof Marriage: 1. Always remember what drew you to each other in the first place. 2.

Funny Joke: This Is How a Peaceful Marriage Works

After the traveler explained why he came to see him, the man smiled and nodded. "It's true. We never fight." "PLEASE," begged the traveler, "can you tell me your secret?" "Well," said the old man, "it all started about 60 years ago, right after the wedding.

Marriage Didn’t Last Long For These Royal Family Members

In July of 1986, after a 5-month long engagement, he married a friend from his childhood days, Sarah Margaret Ferguson, after reconnecting in their later years. Andrew seemed quite smitten and even designed the engagement ring himself.

Funny: This Old Lady Says Marriage Is As Easy As 1,2,3,4

After a few minutes of reflection, the woman smiled and answered proudly. She explained that in her 20's she married a banker, in her 40's a circus ringmaster, a preacher in her 60's, and now, in her 80's, a funeral director.