Joke: A Terrible Confession
I am sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in writing as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.
Great Joke: His First Confession
An old man goes to confession. He tells the priest that on Friday night, he’d been in the bar when he met a young woman. “Maybe 22,” he says. “A gorgeous blonde. I started lusting, Father.” “Yes,” says the priest, “Lust is a dangerous sin, my son.” “There’s more,” says the man.
This Joke Starts With a Lumberjack Confessing to Theft
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This Joke Starts With a Pious Woman Going to Confession
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times."
Hilarious Joke! Pay Attention in Confession!
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Joke: My Dear, I Must Confess...
I must confess. I cheated on you twice throughout our marriage. Please forgive me." His wife says: "I forgive you my love. But I have to confess, I too have cheated on you, 3 times." "Three you say?" Said the husband, feeling a little down that she cheated a bit more than him. "Who were they?"
Today's Joke: A Spontaneous Confession
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Funny Joke: An Italian Man Visits a Priest For Confession
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.
Have You Heard This One? The Secret of Confession
A boy confesses to his priest. 'Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
Hilarious: The Greedy Neighbor Confesses...
I am sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.
Hilarious: This Man Really Needed to Confess Something
"I have something that I must confess," he said in a tired voice. "There isn't anything to confess," replied his weeping wife. "Everything's ok. Go to sleep." The man blurted out: "No, no, I must die in peace. I...I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
These Illustrated Pet Confessions Just Got Me Laughing
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Hilarious: 3 Russian Prisoners Confess Their Crimes...
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Joke: The Famous Grandfather
A trio of old veterans were bragging and making jokes about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. "My great grandfather, at age 13," one declared proudly, "was a drummer boy at Shiloh."
Joke: The Fancy New Confessional
"I think its been a while since I’ve been to confession and to be sure I must say that this place is much better than it used to be!" The priest freezes and stares at him. “Get out, you idiot. You’re on MY side!"
This Joke Starts With a New Priest Getting Advice
A newly ordained priest, nervous about hearing confessions, finally asks an older priest to observe how he does and give some tips.
Shocking Joke: This Femme-Fatale Is Licensed to Kill
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Joke: The Rabbi's Wife
Irving, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse confessed to the Rabbi, "I'm sorry, Rabbi. My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied." The Rabbi smiled, put a brotherly hand on Irving's shoulder, and said, "You'd better hurry home, Irving.
This Joke Starts With a Boy Wandering In a Hotel
You should go to the church, and confess yourself." So there he goes. Entering the booth, he says: "Wow, it's dark here!". To which the priest says: "Not you again, are you following me around?" Scroll below for more funny jokes! Just Get Lost, Will You!?
Funny Joke: The Old Lady Has an Important Question...
The elderly Italian woman went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear her confession. "Of course, my child," said the priest.
This Joke Starts With a Priest Fed Up of People "Falling"
There was this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word.
Joke: The Pickle Factory Worker
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
Joke: Forgive Me Father For I Have Sworn
A Catholic goes to confession. "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." "Go on my son." says the priest. "I swore the other day, in the most profane way." says the man. "Continue." says the priest.
This Joke Starts With a Woman Taking Her Lover Home
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth with the Priest to confess his sins and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says , "Don't start that crap again."