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Joke: A Terrible Confession

I am sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in writing as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.

Joke: A Daughter's Confession

Joke: A Daughter's Confession joke Mandy asks her mother for a few minutes to have a serious conversation...

Great Joke: His First Confession

An old man goes to confession. He tells the priest that on Friday night, he’d been in the bar when he met a young woman. “Maybe 22,” he says. “A gorgeous blonde. I started lusting, Father.” “Yes,” says the priest, “Lust is a dangerous sin, my son.” “There’s more,” says the man.

Hilarious Joke! Pay Attention in Confession!

Hilarious Joke! Pay Attention in Confession! funny, hilarious, joke, humor, money, sex, priest, confession, catholic, affair, marital This sinner always pays attention to his confessor.

Today's Joke: A Spontaneous Confession

Images courtesy of: Naypong, David Castillo Dominici / freedigitalphotos.net Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: A Sudden Confession funny, speeding, joke, humor, police He did NOT see this coming.

This Joke Starts With a Lumberjack Confessing to Theft

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Joke: My Dear, I Must Confess...

I must confess. I cheated on you twice throughout our marriage. Please forgive me." His wife says: "I forgive you my love. But I have to confess, I too have cheated on you, 3 times." "Three you say?" Said the husband, feeling a little down that she cheated a bit more than him. "Who were they?"

This Joke Starts With a Pious Woman Going to Confession

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times."

Joke: This Man Really Needed to Confess Something...

"I have something that I must confess," he said in a tired voice. "There isn't anything to confess," replied his weeping wife. "Everything's ok. Go to sleep." The man blurted out: "No, no, I must die in peace. I...I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

Joke: Father, I Must Confess My Sins

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times."

Hilarious: The Greedy Neighbor Confesses...

I am sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.

Hilarious: 3 Russian Prisoners Confess Their Crimes...

For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: 3 Russian Prisoners funny, joke, russia, baba recommends, prison, Russian This joke is about Russian prisoners in the age of the cold war.

Joke: The Famous Grandfather

A trio of old veterans were bragging and making jokes about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. "My great grandfather, at age 13," one declared proudly, "was a drummer boy at Shiloh."

This Joke Starts With a New Priest Getting Advice

A newly ordained priest, nervous about hearing confessions, finally asks an older priest to observe how he does and give some tips.

Joke: The Fancy New Confessional

"I think its been a while since I’ve been to confession and to be sure I must say that this place is much better than it used to be!" The priest freezes and stares at him. “Get out, you idiot. You’re on MY side!"

Joke: The Rumor Spreader

Now stand and confess your transgression.” Again, all were quiet. Then, slowly, a gorgeous blonde stood up with her head bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

Shocking Joke: This Femme-Fatale Is Licensed to Kill

For more original BabaMail videos click here Joke: A Sudden Confession video, speeding, joke, police, confession, rumble, woman driver When this police officer pulls over a speedy woman driver, he couldn't believe what she told him.

Joke: Anything to Regret?

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Anything That You Regret, Doctor? funny, hilarious, joke, humor, heaven, st. peter, st. lucas A famous surgeon dies and goes to heaven. He asks whether he's done anything that he regrets. He confesses to a minor sin, but all seems to be well...

Joke: The Rabbi's Wife

Irving, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse confessed to the Rabbi, "I'm sorry, Rabbi. My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied." The Rabbi smiled, put a brotherly hand on Irving's shoulder, and said, "You'd better hurry home, Irving.

This Joke Starts With a Boy Wandering In a Hotel

You should go to the church, and confess yourself." So there he goes. Entering the booth, he says: "Wow, it's dark here!". To which the priest says: "Not you again, are you following me around?" Scroll below for more funny jokes! Just Get Lost, Will You!?