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Joke: The Farmer and the Pig Food

Content Joke: The Farmer and the Pig Food joke A government man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.

Joke: Farmer vs. Lawyer

He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

Joke: The Farmer and the State Trooper

“That’s an outrageous price!” said a local farmer, “but I guess we’re lucky the state handled it instead of the federal government.” “Why’s that?” asked the state trooper that was talking to him. The farmer paused for a minute before he responded.

Joke: Revenge of the Melon Farmer

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.

Joke: President Xi and the Loyal Chinese Farmer

Farmer: "I'm a farmer." Xi: Let me ask you, if you had two houses, would you give one to the government? Without hesitation, the farmer says yes. Xi turns to the governor with a smile. But he does not look convinced. Xi asks the farmer: "if you had two cars, would you give one to the government?"

Joke: The Brother, the Sister, and the Hot Dogs.

What the family doesn't know is that the daughter is a "working girl" and she was really scared that her brother, coming to stay with her, will figure it out. So when he comes over and asks her what she does, she said: "Oh, this is New York, I sell hot dogs." "Oh WOW!" Her brother said excitedly.

Joke: The Tourist and the Farmer's Daughter

He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is that man going into the barn?" "That fellow is traveling through," said the farmer.

Joke: Prices of Yesteryear

Joke: The Way it Used to Be funny, joke A boy returns home from running an errand for his quarantined grandfather.

Funny Joke: The Salesman and the Farmer's Daughter

The farmer says, "You can spend the night but you'll have to share a room with my daughter." The daughter, a gorgeous 20-something, winks at him over her father's shoulder. "Oh, I don't mind that," exclaims the salesman. "Just one thing," says the farmer. "No funny business.

Joke: Price Per Ounce

Content Joke: An Ounce of Brains brain A man is laying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant.

Joke: Thank Goodness the Farmer Came Over!

After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him. The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50.

Funny Joke: The Farmer, the Mule and the Trial Lawyer

A farmer named Rick had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Rick. "Didn't you say, at the moment of the accident, 'I'm fine.'" asked the lawyer? Rick responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."

Great Joke: The Bartender and His Very Low Prices

For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Cheapest Bar funny, joke, humor, wife, bartender, bar, pub, bar jokes This joke begins with a man getting much cheaper drinks than he anticipated...

A Brother's Love - Inspiring and Amazing!

See the inspiring story of brothers Conner and Cayden Long, who were the recipients of Sports Illustrated Kids 2012 SportsKids of the Year award.

Rude: The Milk Farmer Is Thrilled with His New Equipment

A farmer ordered a hi-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on the switch, and everything else was automatic.

Hilarious: I Never Know What My Brother Will Do Next

Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side with the warm grin he'd know since childhood. He asked his brother how his wife was, and his brother replied: "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.