This Joke Begins With a Change of Career... (Rude)
After 20 years of work, a successful gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and decided that, even though this is all he knew, he would seek new career for himself.
Joke: Getting the Son Into the Business
“To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.” The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.” “I see,” replied the father-in-law.
Joke: What Career Should I Pick?
The fortune teller replies, "You asked three questions, so that will be three thousand dollars." "Three thousand dollars!" the businessman exclaims, "but I was only here for a few minutes!"
Top 10 Murphy Laws for Business!
The field of business and work is no exception. In fact, some may say it is the ultimate location for the practice of murphy laws. Because in business, everything can go haywire from one day to the other. So here are ten important murphy laws to memorize, they may just help you along the way...
Great Joke: It's Serious Business at the FBI
Joke: It's Serious Business at the FBI funny, joke, humor, wife, murder, assassin, kill, fbi This joke begins with the FBI looking for a new assassin...
Are These the Funniest Business Signs Ever Made?
Have you ever seen a sign for a business and thought: "What were they thinking?" I know I certainly have. This is a collection of the very best business signs spotted in English-speaking territories around the world. I hope they make you chuckle as much as they made me!
Blast from the Past! Photos of Julie Andrews' Prolific Career
Let's take a look back at her prolific and celebrated career. 1950 Andrews got her early start on stage in her native country, England. At just 14, she performed alongside a ventriloquist on the BBC radio show, Educating Archie.
Some of Kobe Bryant’s Most Legendary Career Moments
Bryant’s career was filled with standout moments that will always be remembered. We have collected some of them here, in a tribute of the late NBA great. 1. Record-Setting 81 Points vs. Toronto - 2006 Bryant made 28 out of the overall 46 shots during the game, as well as another 18 free throws.
Joke: Life in the Fertilized Egg Business
Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. Whitey kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.
Joke: The Tricky Questions...
Then Jacob asked the teacher another question "How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?" The teacher then replied, "Ohh I know this one, you open the door and put it in there?" Jacob said, "No, you open the door, take the elephant out, and then you put it in there."
Career Quiz: Which Job Does Your Intelligence Match Best?
Here are 7 more for you to challenge yourselves with: 1960's quiz: Can You Answer Our Questions About This Incredible Decade? Grammar Trivia Test: How Good is Your English? World Quiz: How Worldly Are you, and How Much Do You Know? Cold War Trivia: Test Your Knowledge of This Scary and Secret War.
These Business Owners Should Have Used Google Translate...
Running a business in a country that's busy with tourists isn't easy, but there's no excuse for not breaking out the old Google Translate when a sign needs to be written! This is especially true when an owner's command of English leaves much to be desired.
These Business Cards Leave a Striking First Impression
Most people include their contact details and business logo on their calling cards and leave it at that. These forward thinking entrepreneurs, however, have taken it to the next level by mixing pithy graphics with modern design, and making sure you'll never forget you've got their card. 1.
This Joke Starts With a Christian Lady On a Business Trip
There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her. One time she was sitting next to a man.
This Joke Starts With a Man in the Fertilized Egg Business
How to Question Dolphins - Fascinating!
For the first time, marine biologists can ask dolphins questions and receive answers. This is done using the unique Echo Location Visualization and Interface System (ELVIS) allows Dolphins to make choices and answer questions! How to Question Dolphins - Fascinating!
Hilarious: The Funny Business of Marriage!
Marriage is a beautiful thing, but men and women are also different creatures, as any couple can testify. As a result of that struggle to bridge the gap between male and female, joke material is ha..
Good Man: Athlete Ends Career to Save Stranger`s Life!
Cameron was a promising college track and field star at his final year of playing and just before the final two meets of his career, including the championship games.
Joke: A Very Cheeky Question!
Joke: A Cheeky Question funny, joke, humor, memory, friends, old lady, question, name, senior joke Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities...
Yayoi Kusama, an Artist With a Career Span of 60+ Years
In 2017, the Yayoi Kusama Museum was opened in Tokyo, Japan and exhibits a great many of her works, spanning the entirety of her 60+ year career. Let the art of this esteemed artist fill your life with fun polka dots and vibrant color! 1. Butterfly, 1988 (By yigruzeltil, Wikiart ) 2.
These Questions Are as Hilarious as They Are Witty!
These innocent-looking questions are actually cleverly crafted: Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Strengthen Your Relationship With These 9 Questions
What distinguishes her from other experts in this field is her focus on questions and not just any... Dr.
To Eat or to Keep - That is the Question!
To Eat or to Keep - That is the Question! art, food, sushi Food Art - Sushi Style!
These Architects Should Really Rethink Their Career Choice
These hilarious photos show you that human beings are not perfect. Somebody messed up big time. I couldn’t make it through this list without cracking up. The architects probably got fired, we hope...