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Hilarious Joke: A Future in Politics

A country preacher had a teenage son, and it was time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.

Hilarious! What Was the First Profession???

A physician , an engineer , and a politician were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions. Each one of them thought they had this in the bag. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon.

Joke: The Future of Russia

Content Joke: Putin and the Journalist joke With the Russian Elections coming up, a reporter asks the Russian President a question...

Joke: A Boy and His Whisper

So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting with a bunch of her friends. "MUM," the boy yells at the top of his voice, "I GOTTA PISS! I GOTTA PISS!"

Joke: His First Jump

So the blond guy takes his parachute and sits nervously with everyone as they are preparing to jump. The light comes on and they start heading out the plane one by one. When it comes to his turn, the blond guy screams and jumps. For 10 beautiful seconds, he gets to fly and hover.

Joke: A Child and His Chocolate

"No," says the boy, "he minded his own bloody business." Joke: A Child and His Chocolate funny, joke, humor, chocolate A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar...

Joke: His Final Words

Content Joke: Ah...Whoops! joke Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments.

Joke: His Last Wishes...

Joke: His Last Wishes... funny, joke, slacker A good wife carries out the final wishes of her husband...

Joke: His Last Will and Testament

Hi Dan!' Joke: The Last Will and Cousin Dan funny, joke A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.

Joke: A Doctor and His Wife "Go At It"!

Content Joke: A Doctor and His Wife "Go At It"! joke, health A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.

Joke: The Irish Father and His Son

An Irishman took his son to the bar on his birthday to buy him his first drink. The father bought his son a stout, but he didn't like it and didn't want to drink it. The father decided to drink it for him and ordered an ale instead. He didn't like it either.

Joke: The Depressed Man And His Problem

Joke: The Depressed Man And His Problem joke A man walks into a bar completely depressed because he can't tell his two horses apart. The barman immediately proposes a solution...

Joke: The Tortoise and His Stutter

Content Joke: The Stuttering Tortoise joke A long time ago, when animals ruled the lands, a band of tortoises...

Joke: The Trucker and His Wishes

Content Joke: The Trucker and the Emu joke An Australian trucker walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him...

Cheeky Joke: What's His Secret?

Content Cheeky Joke: The Ugly Romeo joke A good looking man walked into a singles bar, bought a drink and settled down ready to use his best lines.

Joke: His Wife Has Needs...

Joke: The Wife and Her Sudden Passion funny, joke, wife, marriage joke, joke about men, egg timer This joke begins with a husband being surprised by his wife's sudden need for...

Joke: The Magician and His Slide

Content Joke: The Magic Slide quiz Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. ...

This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good-looking and athletic, but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt. "Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine.

Joke: The Cabby and His Buddies

Joke: A Wild Ride in the Taxi funny, speeding, joke, taxi, red light, cabby, taxi joke, car joke This joke begins with a man taking a cab in a hurry.

Joke: The Rabbit and His Foxy Thesis

For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Rabbit and His Thesis funny, joke, lion, humor, wolf, fox, rabbit, animal joke, thesis, university joke This joke begins with a rabbit meeting a fox while on a stroll...

Great Joke: His First Confession

For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Burning Confession old man, buddhist, priest, confession, religion joke, senior joke This joke begins with an old man having his first confession.

Joke: His One and Only Request...

The general seems satisfied, thanks him for his service and moves on to the next man. [related_articles] The general approaches the second man's bed and asks: "What brings you in here son?" The soldier replies somewhat embarrassed: "Sir, I got gonorrhea from a woman while I was on leave."

This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. Things in the bedroom hadn’t been good for a while, so they were going at it over that. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. He began his working day, and didn’t hear a peep from his wife.