Sex jokes

Rewarding When It Is Hard And Long

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What is more rewarding when it is hard and long?
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You Move Me Around With Your Lips And Tongue

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I am long, you move me around with your lips and tongue, I get wet with saliva and I get sucked. What am I?
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If I Miss, I Hit Your Bush

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If I miss, I hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?
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A Happy Sex Life...

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Why is a happy sex life like a good steak?
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For Me To Grow I Need Stimulation

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Every man has me. I’m a word that begins with the letter “P” and for me to grow, I need stimulation. What am I?
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Women Really Love To Get Their Hands On Me

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I am a five letters word starting with “P”. Women really love to get their hands on me. What am I?
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Some People Prefer Being On Top, Others On The Bottom

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Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed. What is it?
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You Play With It At Night

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You play with it at night and it vibrates. What is it?
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Better To Spit Than To Swallow

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What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
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I’m Great For Protection

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I’m great for protection. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
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What Gets Longer If Pulled

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What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
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A Four-Letter Word Begins With “F” And Ends With “K”

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What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k,” and if you can’t get it you can always just use your hands?
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I Come In a Lot Of Different Sizes

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I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?
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