Dirty riddles

Rewarding When It Is Hard And Long

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What is more rewarding when it is hard and long?
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An Unsinkable Virgin

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What do you call an unsinkable virgin?
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You Move Me Around With Your Lips And Tongue

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I am long, you move me around with your lips and tongue, I get wet with saliva and I get sucked. What am I?
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If I Miss, I Hit Your Bush

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If I miss, I hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?
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I’m Amazing When Using My Mouth

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I work with briefs and I’m amazing when using my mouth. What am I?
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A Happy Sex Life...

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Why is a happy sex life like a good steak?
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Set Me To Vibrate…

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Set me to vibrate when you want some alone time. What am I?
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I Was Ripped Open By Something Long And Hard

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I once let over 1000 different people inside me, until I was ripped open by something long and hard. What am I?
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I Love Holding Your Buns All Day

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I absolutely love holding your buns all day. What am I?
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I Drip When You Take Me In The Mouth

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I drip when you take me in the mouth. What am I?
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It Gets Wetter When Things Get Steamy

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What gets wetter when things get steamy?
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For Me To Grow I Need Stimulation

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Every man has me. I’m a word that begins with the letter “P” and for me to grow, I need stimulation. What am I?
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You Use Your Hand To Whack Me Off

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You use your hand to whack me off, the bigger I am, the louder I make people scream. What am I?
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Women Really Love To Get Their Hands On Me

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I am a five letters word starting with “P”. Women really love to get their hands on me. What am I?
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I Love Being Filled With Wood

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I am dirty, I love being filled with wood, but someone only goes down on me once a year. What am I?
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Some People Prefer Being On Top, Others On The Bottom

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Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed. What is it?
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The Thing That a Man Has In His Trousers

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What does a man have in his trousers that a lady doesn’t want on her face?
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The Thing That Men Keep In Their Pants

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What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?
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My Tip Penetrates

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I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
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Goes Into a Tiny Hole

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What is super hard and goes into a tiny hole?
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Blow It To Play With It

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You have to blow it to play with it. What is it?
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It Has The Word ‘Cum’ In It

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What’s long and hard and has the word ‘cum’ in it?
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Six Inches Long And Sweet On The Lips

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What is six inches long, sweet on the lips, and goes down better with butter?
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Insert In a Small Hole

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What do you insert in a small hole and twist all the way around?
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You Can’t Taste It Unless You Undress It

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You can’t taste it unless you undress it. What is it?
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You Play With It At Night

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You play with it at night and it vibrates. What is it?
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Six Inches Long and Goes In Your Mouth

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What’s at least six inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun when it vibrates?
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I Go In Hard And Come Out Soft

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I go in hard, come out soft, and you love to blow me. What am I?
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Always Hard When Dry...

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I am always hard when dry but smooth and soft when wet. What am I?
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Long And Hard When It’s Young

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What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old?
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