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Can We Sit You Down For a Round of Trivia?

Can we sit you down to another fun round of Trivia? As always, we will pepper you with questions from all over the map and you will need to answer correctly. There are hints for most of the 15 questions, but only use them if you must! Good luck!

What Does Your Smile Say About You?

A really good joke A happy surprise Little kids being silly A gesture of love Do most people you meet throughout the day smile at you? Yes No I never noticed Which movie genre is the most interesting to you?

How Well Do You Understand Others?

A couple sits down to have a cup of coffee and some chocolate cookies. One of them eats a lot of cookies at once, while the other takes a bite out of each one to see what is in them. Who is the second person?

What Kindness Do You Carry in Your Heart?

Try to talk to the aggressive person and try to calm him down Stand up for the person being attacked Pretend that I know the person being attacked and start talking to him, hoping that the attacker will go away After listening and understanding the situation, ask the aggressor to stop Take the person

Think You Know the Renaissance?

The bottom of the social rung, looked down upon even by farmers. Touched by God, mad with inspiration, to be respected and feared. As respected and honored as nobility. What did Galileo do that made him a heretic in the eyes of the Catholic Church?

What is Your Communication Style?

The most important thing about this style of communication is how good it is at breaking tension down, making friends and helping bridge problematic relationships. The downside is that sometimes you might overdo it and make a joke when the person didn't want to hear one.

What Kind of Humor Do You Like?

Joke around with them on my level, even if they don't really understand my humor just yet. Which job would you prefer? Personal Trainer or athlete Psychologist, psychiatrist or medical doctor Comedian Video game designer Managing a fashion brand Choose a way to pass a great evening.

The Great Shakespeare Quiz!

The Rape of Lucrece The Rape of the Lock Don Quixote Jupiter and Ganymede Complete the following Tempest quotation: "Misery acquaints a man with strange _____." Dreams Nightmares Bedfellows Depositphotos Where does the above quotation come from?

Can We Determine What Your Greatest Strength Is?

If you were trapped in a locked room for 3 days, what would you do? Try everything to escape. Sleep through it. Meditate. Cry and cry and cry... Ambition Interesting! Your results show us that your greatest strength is your healthy dose of ambition.

Choose Emojis To Discover Yourself

You got the following joke in the message: "Why do French people eat snails? Because they don't like fast food!" - Select the emoji you would send in response.

How Much Do You Know About Your Car?

An anti-lock braking system (ABS) is a safety anti-skid braking system used on aircraft and on land vehicles, such as cars, motorcycles, trucks, and buses.

Where Are You On the Funny-Meter?

Scent Choose the association that comes to mind: Milk Fat Cowshed Stink Hoof Choose the association that comes to mind: Laughter Play Food Life Freedom You are a funny person because of your choice of words You have a rich and varied vocabulary that is filled with idiosyncrasies, or, to put it mildly, jokes

What's Your Jungian Archetype?

Though principled, you’re a free spirit who breaks down barriers. You can change the world, but run the risk of going too far. Reign in your rebellion and you’ll see the stunning impact you could make. Does this sound like you?

Philosophy 101

Friedrich Nietzsche Socrates John Locke Immanuel Kant Which philosopher is best known for his statement cogito ergo sum "I think, Therefore I Am."?

Bartender! A Round of Trivia Please...

James Earl Ray John Wilkes Booth Carlos 'The Jackal' In South America, there are only two countries that are land-locked. One of them is Paraguay, and the other is... Argentina Brazil Venezuela Bolivia That's a low score, care to try again?

What Sort of Wisdom Do You Have?

Keeping yourself locked down in one place within one community for a prolonged period of time only stunts your personal growth, and for you, travelling, exploring, or involving yourself in unconventional environments solves this dilemma.

How Childhood Shaped Who You Are

We were like cat and a mouse You could say I raised them myself We weren’t really close We were always together cracking jokes I didn’t have any siblings growing up What did you want to be when you grew up?

What is Your Weirdest Trait?

A joke about the man in the white shirt Complimenting her on her earrings They're talking about food I have no idea They're gossiping about me What, in your opinion, is the most obvious color in this image? White Black Red Green What word would you use to describe this image?

You Are a Warrior! But What Kind?

Share Result Lawless Pirate You're a hard person to lock down. You need a sense of freedom in your life. You'd rather go to the open sea and sail by your own rules. You've dedicated your life to the most important thing - enjoying them.

Which Famous Book Character Are You?

Our advice is to slow down and take a look around before obsessively chasing something. Remember the story of Moby Dick; obsession leads nowhere good... Share Result Sherlock Holmes Like the greatest detective in the world, you are analytical, curious, intellectual, and relentless.

What Motivates You Right Now?

Window Locked House Open Bolt Welcome Pick a word you associate most with the word above. Injury Cat Excitement Child Truth News Pick a word you associate most with the word above. Love Freedom Safety Success Surrender Patience Pick a word you associate most with the word above.

Which Role Would You Play in Government?

Balance my check book Straighten out my kids/neighbors/colleagues Make sure everyone in the family/work does what they should Maintain social contacts with friends I don't see much of Double check the locks/alarm system Teach my kids or train my employees Imagine you are in a white, blank room.

The Subconscious Defense Test

I would immediately break down, apologize and ask for forgiveness I would tell them how great this purchase was in the hope they will get excited about it Pick the first photo that elicited some emotional response from you Scenario: You have worked at a company for 5 years, and were expecting to work

What is Your Main Motivation? Take Our Quiz!

I'll bite my tongue and won’t say anything so as not to hurt a friend I'll joke about it when this friend when the rest of them are around so that maybe they’ll catch on to the truth.