This travels all over the world, but stays in one spot. What is it?
It's a stamp!
This is the shortest sentence in the English language.
This coat can only be put on when wet. What is it?
It's a coat of paint!
This is tall when young, but short when old. What is it?
It's a candle!
This has a foot, but no legs. What is it?
It's a snail!
This is very attractive, with a shoe shape. It's bi-polar and might repel you. What is it?
It's a magnet!
You go into this building blind, and you come out seeing. What is it?
It's a school!
This sees without seeing, and noise is its friend. What is it?
It's a bat!
How can you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter 'G'!
What tree do you carry in your hand?
It's a palm!
A gentleman leaves home, then turns left three times and returns home. He is left facing two males wearing masks. Who are they?
They're a catcher and umpire!
What has got four eyes, but can't see?
If you have it, you don't share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
It's a secret!
What goes up but doesn't come down?
The dirtier it is, the whiter it becomes. What is it?
It's a chalkboard!