Yo Momma so poor she couldn't afford a condom and gave birth to you.
Yo Momma so poor I saw her banging on a trash can and when I asked her what she was doing, she said her kids locked her out.
Yo Mama so poor I asked her if I could use the bathroom and she said "Just pick a corner."
Yo Momma so poor her T.V. only has two channels: ON and OFF.
Yo Mama so poor I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard.
Yo Momma so poor she has to hang her toilet paper out to dry.
Yo Momma so poor she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house.
Yo Momma so poor I saw her walking down the street I asked her if she lost a shoe and she said no she just found one.
Yo Mama so poor I swatted a firefly and she said, "Who turned off the light?"
Yo Mama so poor Nigerian scammers wire HER money.
Yo Mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo Momma so poor ducks throw bread at her.
Yo Mama so poor she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.
Yo Momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention.
Yo Mama so poor she can't afford a free sample.
Yo Mama so poor a tornado hit your house and did 10,000 dollars worth of improvement.
Yo Mama so poor children from Africa send her money.
Yo Momma so poor her address is This Side Up.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo Mama so poor her front door and back door are the same thing.
Yo Mama so poor her doormat doesn't say, "Welcome", it says, "Welfare."
Yo Mama so poor her face is on the front of the food stamp card.
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