These Yo Mama insults are deadly, so use them wisely!

Yo momma so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo Mama so short her best friend is an ant.
Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her at Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo mama's so fat that, after s** I rolled over twice and was still on her!
Yo Momma so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo Momma so stupid she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining.
Yo mama is so fat, her alphabet starts with O.
Yo mama so fat when she cuts she bleeds gravy.
Yo Mama so short she does back flips under the bed.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo Mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the crap out of the toilet.
Yo Mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes, because it said 'Concentrate'.
Yo Mama so short she uses a sock for a sleeping bag.
Yo momma so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D.
Yo momma so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo Mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctors gave her 87 years to live.
Yo Mama so short she doesn't have to open the door to get in the house.
Yo Mama's so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell from her bed she fell from both sides.
Yo Momma so poor she has to hang her toilet paper out to dry.
Yo Mama so short even when she smokes weed she can't get high.
Yo Mama so short she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo Mama so stupid if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.
Yo Mama so short she's Mini-Me's Mini-Me.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask
Yo Momma so stupid she stays up all night trying to catch some sleep.