Yo Momma so poor her address is This Side Up.
Yo Mama so ugly she made a Happy Meal cry.
Yo momma so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.
Yo Mama so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare.
Yo Mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo Mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so fat she's got a eating disorder. She eat dis order, and dat order, and everybody else's order too.
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo Mama so ugly she went to the salon and it took 3 hours just to get an estimate.
Yo Mama so short she doesn't have to open the door to get in the house.
Yo Mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the curb.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo Mama so short she has to hold a sign up that says, "Don't spit, I can't swim".
Yo Mama so poor she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.
Yo Mama so stupid she gave birth to you.
Yo Mama so short you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo mama so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We Are Family".
Yo Mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves.
Yo Mama so stupid she stopped at a Stop sign and waited all day for it to say Go.
Yo mama so fat she goes to KFC and licks other peoples' fingers.
Yo Mama so short she does pull-ups on a staple.
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo momma so fat you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Yo mama's so fat I'd go around her but I only have a half tank of gas.
Yo mama so fat she has her own zip code.
Yo Mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo Mama so short she ties her shoelaces while standing up.
Yo mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 mins before she does.
Yo Mama so stupid she brought a ladder to go to high school.
Yo Momma so stupid if she spoke her mind she'd probably be speechless.
Yo Mama so stupid when I asked her to buy a color TV, she said, "What color?"
Yo Mama so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mamma so fat I told her to haul ass and she had to make two trips.
Yo Mama so short she plays soccer with atoms.
Yo mama is so fat her blood type is chocolate chip.
Yo Mama so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, we don't allow professionals."
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an All You Can Eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo Momma so stupid she went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed.
Yo momma so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo Mama so short when she sneezes she hits her head on the floor.
Yo momma is so fat, she sweats barbecue sauce.
Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her at Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo Momma so poor I saw her banging on a trash can and when I asked her what she was doing, she said her kids locked her out.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
Yo Mama so ugly she had to get you drunk before she could breastfeed you.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo Mama so short when it rains, she's always the last to know.
Yo Mama so poor children from Africa send her money.
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