Yo Mama Jokes

These Yo Mama insults are deadly, so use them wisely!

Yo momma so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo Mama so short her best friend is an ant.
Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her at Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo mama's so fat that, after s** I rolled over twice and was still on her!
Yo Momma so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo Momma so stupid she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining.
Yo mama is so fat, her alphabet starts with O.
OBCD.
Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry.
Yo mama so fat when she cuts she bleeds gravy.
Yo Mama so short she does back flips under the bed.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo Mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the crap out of the toilet.
Yo Mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes, because it said 'Concentrate'.
Yo Mama so short she uses a sock for a sleeping bag.
Yo momma so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D.
Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask
Yo momma so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo Mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
Yo Mama so short she doesn't have to open the door to get in the house.
Yo Mama's so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo momma so fat when she jumped in the ocean she said "Beat that Moses."
Yo Momma so poor she has to hang her toilet paper out to dry.
Yo Mama so short even when she smokes weed she can't get high.
Yo Mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo Mama so stupid if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.
Yo mama so fat I tried to hang a picture of her on my wall, and my wall fell over.
Yo Mama so short her head smells like feet.
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