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Visited Jokes

Nose Puns
A nose visited its home town.
It was overcome with nostril-gia.
Spain Puns
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
Grass Puns
I went to a restaurant and had a salad. Afterward, I got an intense pain in my stomach. I visited the doctor and he told me that I had grass-troentiritis.
Bone Puns
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
Witch Puns
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Rabbit Puns
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Planet Puns
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Puns
Recently I visited Germany. I hated everything in there. The people, the history, the language. But, oh god, the smell.
It was the wurst.
Monster Puns
What did Dracula say to the priest who visited his castle?
Don’t you ever cross me!
Wifi Puns
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.

It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Funny Limericks
Once I visited France,
And learned a new, awesome dance.
I twirled,
And I swirled,
And then I lost my pants.
Strawberry Puns
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
One Liners and Short Jokes
I visited my new friend in his flat.
He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out.
I hate having visitors.
Train Puns
What did Train say when they visited a sibling in South Korea?
Hey, Seoul Sister!
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