Stuffing Jokes

For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
There was an Old Man of Calcutta,
Who perpetually ate bread and butter,
Till a great bit of muffin,
On which he was stuffing,
Choked that horrid Old Man of Calcutta.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Whatโ€™s the link between turkeys and teddies?

Stuffing. Lots of stuffing.
โ€œThe turkey is dilated to 3.5 inches, stuffing is crowning, time to eat everybody!โ€

Thatโ€™s what happens at Thanksgiving when your mom is an obstetrician.
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