Spots Jokes

A man goes to the eye doctor.
He sits down and the receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" to which the man replies, "No, just spots."
When a guy sees another guy at a urinal and makes sure to go two spots away, it's called "social pisstancing".
Why did the Dalmatian have to go to the eye doctor?
He kept seeing spots.
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
"When you’re older, Friday means less parking spots." - Larry David
What’s black and white with red spots?
A panda with the measles.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
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