Paul Jokes

Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...
They were less Paul.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
โ€œMoney isnโ€™t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
โ€œMoney is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
"If you can count your money, you donโ€™t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
โ€œGoing to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and youโ€™re just sitting still?"
~ J. Paul Getty
โ€œGoing to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and youโ€™re just sitting still?โ€ โ€” J. Paul Getty
โ€œThe biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.โ€

- Paul Reiser.
โ€œHaving a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.โ€

- Paul Reiser.
Everyone knows The Beatles, but do you know The Laundry Beatles?
It's members are Paul McCottoney, John Linen, Ringo Starch ... And George Harrison.
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