Outer Jokes

Outer space exists because itโ€™s afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
What kind of garden flowers grow in outer space?
Moonflowers, Sunflowers, Star Clusters, and Cosmos.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?

Moonday.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
What did the astronautโ€™s fiancรฉ say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, โ€œI canโ€™t breathe!โ€
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