Oldest Jokes

Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor.
Question: What is the oldest animal?
Answer: The Zebra, it's still in black and white!
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The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
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