Mint Jokes

Two candies had a beautiful wedding. They were truly mint to be
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
We are mint to be.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I think we're mint to be!
We’re mint to be.
I'm looking to sell my toothpaste collection.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
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