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Funny Animal Quotes
โ€œDogs come when theyโ€™re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.โ€

- Mary Bly.
Strawberry Puns
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Mushroom Puns
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
Spouse Puns
We were having lunch with my wife's parents. Her father asked if she and I were still going to a concert later that night. He asked, "Are you guys going out?"
I said, "actually, we're married".
Crocodile Puns
If someone says, โ€œSee you later alligator,โ€ you must respond with, โ€œIn a while crocodile.โ€
Itโ€™s in the bye laws.
Alligators can live up to 100 yearsโ€ฆ
Which is why thereโ€™s a chance that they will see you later.
Funny Parenting Quotes
โ€œSooner or later we all quote our mothers." โ€“ Bern Williams
Peach Puns
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
Mermaid Puns
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Food Quotes
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
โ€“ George Miller
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again."
โ€” George Miller
Funny Money Quotes
โ€œItโ€™s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!โ€ โ€” Milton Berle
Elf Puns
If an elf canโ€™t do something right now, how do they handle it?
Shelf it for later.
Yard Puns
A chicken goes into a library. He stands at the librarian's desk and says, "Buk," so she gives him a book. A couple of minutes later, the chicken returns. "Buk," he says, and she hands him another book. This goes on and on.
Finally, it is the librarian's break time. She goes out back to get some fresh air by the pond. That is when she sees the chicken and a frog on a lilypad. "Buk," says the chicken as he tosses a book to the frog. "Reddit," replies the frog...
Nuts Puns
What did one nut say to the other?
โ€œCashew later.โ€
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