La Jokes

Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
โ€œIn LA we get coyotes in our garbage cans. Coyotes are just like my relatives. They go out in pairs, they whine at night, and they go anywhere thereโ€™s food."
- Billy Crystal
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
โ€œGood advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.โ€
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Whatโ€™s the best way to serve pi?
A la mode. Anything else is mean.
I met a French vampire who had an attention deficit problem. We called him Drac..ooh la la!
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