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Theater Puns
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Quotes
โ€œAnalyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.โ€
E. B. White
Squirrel Puns
How do you catch a squirrel who's interested in ornithology?
Climb a tree and act like a nuthatch.
Food Quotes
โ€œThe only clubs Iโ€™m interested in are sandwiches.โ€
โ€• Unknown
Garden Puns
I wasnโ€™t all that interested in gardening, but I planted a few seeds, and it grew on me.
Funny Parenting Quotes
"The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet." โ€“ Bill Cosby
Funny Break Up Lines
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and Iโ€™m not really interested in touching you anymore. Iโ€™m pretty sure you were just a phase and now Iโ€™d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Thanksgiving Jokes
What do turkeys and women have in common?

A lot of guys are only interested in their breasts.
Literary Pick Up Lines
I know Iโ€™m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and Iโ€™m already interested.
Funny Marriage Quotes
โ€œAn archeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.โ€โ€”Agatha Christie.
Love Puns
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Mummy Puns
Why wasn't the archaeologist interested in girls?
Because he only dated mummies.
Vaccine Puns
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
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